Professional mathematician. Amateur epigrammatist. 1/n of @mockeree
All up in yo grill
Joined June 2010
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This government is like a toddler caught stealing chocolate with it smeared all round their mouth but denying they ate any and blaming it on the dog. Also they’ve shat themselves.
The fact I wrote this without swearing every other word is a miracle. Who knows what good it will do as my MP is almost certainly one of the gang, I just hope he proves me wrong.
Sometimes being proved wrong feels pretty good. Bishop of Worcester gets the goal, I’m claiming an assist. nitter.gq/bbchw/status/126531626…
NEW: Wyre Forest MP Mark Garnier @Mark4WyreForest tells us he believes Dominic Cummings should offer his resignation. Says he has had more than 300 emails and letters on the subject, and made his mind up after listening to the Bishop of Worcester.
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I suspect many of the Tory MPs are too deep in the pocket to risk standing up to this flagrant corruption, but we don’t need to convince all of them, just enough to get things moving. Has to be worth a try. parliament.uk/get-involved/c…
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Still ridiculously proud of this years later. Every face was sized and placed by hand, and I had Ed's face burned into my retinas for days afterwards. Totally worth it. #EdBallsDay
Me, thinking about Twitter: Why don’t I make joke Photoshops any more, I miss that.
*sees my images from years ago posted on Facebook to huge audiences with all the credit removed*
Me: Oh yeah, that’s why.
“My miiiiiiinds telling me no, but my body, my bodddy’s telling me no as well, for that reason, I’m out”
R. Kelly joins Dragons Den
This tweet goes to the guy in the US with an email address enough like mine that he keeps mistaking it for his and flooding my inbox with crap. Your golf reservation on Saturday is cancelled, it’s a shame you’ll turn up and find that out too late to do any about it.
I wouldn’t say football’s coming home, at the moment it’s more like football is driving round and around a roundabout with no idea which exit to leave on.
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If I designed a slot machine that even had the slightest whiff of cheating players out of money I’d be looking for a new job by the end of the day. nitter.gq/mantia/status/10135597…
What‘s something that seems obvious within your profession, but the general public seems to misunderstand?
