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fuck, I dunno. hi I guess?

Joined March 2018
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I guess he's going for an insanity defense?
At laundry today, 3 mortals attempted to intimidate me Unaware of my divine powers I extended my hand and clicked my fingers Then asked them a simple question Do you know the secrets of Yoga fire? They are not sure why this changed their minds, but it did.
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Don't care what you think of either DJT or Joe Rogan, this is going to be something to watch.
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Is he actually back? What?
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What sort of HANDMAID'S TALE BULLSHIT is this? @marybourkecomic live at comedyunleashed.co.uk/
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I fucking hate men. Except my son. He's pretty adorbs.
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Oh wtf
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Um. So, you know how your socks will shimmy down inside your boots, until they're off? That just happened to me...with my underwear. Inside my pants. Like, fully off my butt after climbing a ladder. Pants still on, so I'm not flashing anyone...*deeply* uncomfy. I don't understand
Holy fuck...this guy... wow.
Dear @TheAcademy, I have the performance of a lifetime for you.
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Get a load of this asshole...... Even if you think Kyle is guilty of full fledged murder, you've got to be a total lunatic to claim you're a pastor and say THIS. What a scumbag.
Replying to @andrehenry
The only people that are going to hell are 1) Kyle and 2) the academy if they don’t give him an Oscar for that acting.
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Based on the state of my bathroom, I would like to tell y'all that an additional 12 people are living illegally in my house. No other explanation for the amount of toothpaste I had to clean up. I would like the police to come, and these vandals be arrested and removed please.
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Well...so much for that relationship.
I don't think I could feel more disappointed and depressed if I tried. Men suck. All of you.
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Quote with yours... Height: 5'2" Age: 37 Shoe size: 6 Tatoos: 5 Piercings: 13 Fav drink: Coffee Fav snack: Fresh baked bread Fav animal: Pigs
Quote with yours... Height: 6’4" Age: 23 Shoe size: 13 Tatoos: 0 Piercings: 0 Fav drink: Coffee Fav snack: French Fries Fav animal: Dogs
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How generous lol
We're delivering assistance to Angelenos facing economic hardship during the COVID-19 pandemic. Starting Monday, with our new Early Pay LA program, @LADOTOfficial will offer a $20 discount on parking citations paid within 48 hours. losangeles.cbslocal.com/2020…
710 people liked this tweet so far. SEVEN HUNDRED AND TEN. I'm astonished the number is even that high. I can't believe that there are that many people that completely do not understand taxes and that a LOWER refund is...better.
Reminder: Most Americans got smaller tax refunds in 2019, thanks to Trump
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💜💛💚New Video💙🧡❤️ Mars Bar Rice Krispie Cake with Count Dankula youtu.be/PMFA7RF-4oo Please RT and i'll love you forever! ❤️
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My dad died last night. Pancreatic cancer. Thankfully we were able to keep him home until the end so we didn't have to deal with Covid restrictions. 2020 can piss off now.
I just sat on a snack bag of Doritos... On the couch...and it exploded. I can't begin to explain what a mess that made. I'm actually shocked. It fell out of a bag that I moved and I didn't notice it was there until my ample behind landed and the orange shock wave hit the wall
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