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A thought/theory about the Markiplier Extended Universe but instead of just being a thought, it's this long ass thread 👀
When I was growing up, I was taught that children had to be quiet. Period. That was it. Our next door neighbors have kids aged from middle school to high school and it's a constant battle in my own mind to not urge them to be quiet. Even if it's close to 1 am on a Saturday.
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so millennials can watch hello kitty and wear merch and it’s cute and aesthetic, but gen z watches bluey and buys merch and it’s cringe and “grooming behavior”? ok
Look I'm ⁿᵒᵗ coping but the fact that we had a shooting over the weekend and then another TWO BLOCKS away from my job, at a store I frequent - a store I ALMOST went to last night - has me absolutely on edge, give me some grace while I cry globs of snot into my pillows. Thanks.
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Kit Connor didn’t queerbait you
Taylor Swift isn’t queerbaiting you
Harry Styles isn’t queerbaiting you
Misha Collins didn’t queerbait you
REAL PEOPLE CANT QUEERBAIT YOU! It’s a term used in media literacy. No actual person owes you any clarification on their sexuality. PERIOD.
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If you want to send a gift to the baby, here’s the link to our registry!
Also if you don’t that’s chill. Some people were asking but you really don’t need to at all.
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Replying to @glacier_heart
That's a violation of her freedom of speech. They gonna have to reinstate it, or face a lawsuit.
My sister and I once canoed together. I was in the back, the steering position, and she was in the front, the napping station. Instead she kept yelling at me that I was steering wrong and tried to steer us "correctly" which landed us in a fallen branch and far behind our group.
Replying to @smledog15578
I like to think Dark is like a canoo. Generally, you have to work together to steer it, but sometimes, one person can lead and tell the other where to steer. Sometimes they're one, sometimes they're two at once and sometimes there a canoo out of control cuz the twins cant agree
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help it sounds kinda ominous when you put it like that KSJEKSJD 💀 it's perfect
























