Bringing back 2012 twitter one day at a time. accounts with their pronouns at the end of their bio will be blocked.
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Way to have at least one white guy on the big 12 post game show after the Cincinnati and WVU game @TNTSportsUS
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Criteria to be a football fan of a college football team
1. You went/go to school there
2. You grew up/lived in the same town
3. Parents/Grandparents graduated from there
Anything else and it’s stupid. You should have a connection to the football team you’re rooting for
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Buc-ee’s was literally two dudes who said “What if gas stations weren’t shitty and Indian owned” and it’s a phenomenon…imagine what the hotel industry could accomplish.
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Everything wrong with your workplace is shown here: an obese, yapping woman fuming that an actual professional refused to derail momentum to attend her pointless little meeting, where she play-pretends being a real journalist, asking nonsense like, “How does it feel to win?”
Seriously. Fuck this guy
I want to wish President Donald J. Trump, his family, and the American people a Shana Tova—a happy and healthy New Year.
Over the past year, the United States and Israel have achieved historic progress together. Iran and its evil axis are weaker than ever, while the U.S.-Israel alliance is stronger than ever.
I congratulate President Trump on his blockade of Iran’s evil regime and on the economic pressure brought to bear against the world’s greatest source of instability.
The people of Israel stand with the people of the United States and with President Trump in confronting the forces of terror. In the year ahead, we will continue to make the world safer for all.
Funny how I travel a lot for work and refuse to pay less to fly @AmericanAir because they’re such a shit airline. I will never forget having to switch planes twice and stay overnight because of the shit airplanes and service American Airlines has
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Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million.
Hey @cbs @MarchMadnessMBB nobody cares that a person is Muslim and he doesn’t eat. Are supposed to feel bad for him?
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Pokemon doesn’t even try to design a good starter trio anymore they just look at you like this
New Gen 10 Starters Browt, Pombon, and Gecqua Revealed from Pokemon Winds and Waves!🌊
#Pokemon #PokemonDay
