FRIENDS

Phoebe: If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. #thestruggle

Chan: Alright, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.

Mike: "You're a strange kind of grown up"

"I want girls on bread!"

Ross ❤️ Rachel

Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him!

"Watch, learn and don't eat my cookie"

Phoebe: Okay, this is what I’m talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill. Monica: You can spill. In the sink.

Joey: Hey, are you cool with this? I mean, I don't want to leave you high and dry. Chandler: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter.

Joey: Well if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!

That awkward moment when you catch someone peeking through the bathroom stall

Smelly cat: who sang it better? Retweet for Phoebe Buffay. Favorite for Taylor Swift

Retweet if your mom also came back as a cat. #InternationalCatDay

Oh I wish I could, but I don't want to.

Sure looks like proof to me that Ross came up with "got milk"

Cheese. It's milk that you chew.

Retweet if you like to melt stuff.

Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?! Chandler: No! No! No! I just kissed her. Joey: What?!! That’s even worse!!

Rach: "Can't you tell when I'm being fake?!" "Hey, Mr Philips, niiicee suit!" Mon: "Right there! That was so fake!" Rach: "Shh"

You know in The One With George Stephanopoulos when Rachel drinks Tiki Death Punch straight from the blender? Yeah, that's happening tonight