F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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Chandler (to Ross): You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. Bullets have left guns slower.

Phoebe: You should buy a state and just name it after yourself. Pete: What, like 'Pete Dakota'?Phoebe: Or like 'Mississipete'.

Ross: Guess what happened at work today! Chandler: ..a dinosaur died a million years ago?

Phoebe (singing): The FOOD here at JA-VU.. will KILL YOU!

Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.

Joey: I want to go home. I miss my family I miss the coffee house. I can't even remember what Phoebe looks like! Chan: Joey its been 3 days!

Pete Becker: Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.

Monica: My motto is 'get out before they go down'. Joey: Ha, that is so not my motto.

Rachel: And that, my friend, is what they call 'closure'. #brangelina

Phoebe: Joey, do you think your favourite animal says a lot about you? Joey: No, because goats can't talk.

Rachel: I wanted you to help but you couldn't because you were wearing 3 life jackets! Ross: YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE SEA!

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Judge (to Ross): You were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since you’re gay and addicted to heroin.

Monica: I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam!

Dr Green (to Rachel): Your Doctor's name is Bobby Bobby?

Frank Jnr.: MY SISTER'S GOING TO HAVE MY BABY!!