Chipotle changed my life #FreePalestineπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

Minneapolis, MN
Joined January 2026
4 months of no basketballπŸ’”
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Not tweeting until I’m under 220 lbs.
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Presti drafted the Wemby stopper 😭❀️
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No one will believe me this happened but… i was just at Subway and this guy came up to me, at first I thought he knew me personally but dude said β€œby any chance are u R3AVES from twitter?” 😭😭 i immediately said nah and he started telling me about me, saying R3AVES is a fat nigga who goes to Subway every day… I’m tryna act clueless so I just say again β€œyea nah that’s not me but that’s hilarious, let me see who you talking about” Kid showed me his screen, and I see my page but I also see the top left pfp and I’m so deadass when I say it was @NotLikeRuss pfp 😭😭😭😭 might just be a coincidence but my lawd he was huge bro nigga had some short shorts on with a tight ass tank top he wasn’t even trying to hide the moobs, funniest shit son but yall won’t believe me
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Jokic intentionally played bad defense and tricked the Wolves into paying Ayo Dosunmu generational bread he’s actually a genius
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I’ve recently noticed some of my mutuals quoting replies baiting me into seeing very weird content If you do that I’m immediately blocking you
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Y’all remember when Bronny got leaked smoking and Bron posted this to his story 😭😭😭😭
I’m not even exaggerating, LeBron the funniest athlete I know 😭😭😭
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Reminder: Damian Lillard plays basketball today for the first time in 528 days.
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Tyrese Haliburton returns to the basketball court today. I can't freaking wait.
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π™πŸ‘π˜Όπ™‘π™€π™Ž β€’.β€’ retweeted
Kid you suck in the regular season too 😭
Replying to @nathanmarzion
It’s pre season calm down lol
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kuzma has recorded similar or worse lines in the playoffs and regular season, including 0-5 FG for 0 points with 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 0 steals and 0 blocks in 22 minutes during a 2025 playoff game vs. the Pacers. basketball-reference.com/players/k/kuzm… rotowire.com/basketball/hea…
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π™πŸ‘π˜Όπ™‘π™€π™Ž β€’.β€’ retweeted
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. 🐐
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