Grandy Promenade

Dear lord, please hand the lions keys to bucks or simmo

My barber tried to tell me that Albanese is and admitted to being a full on socialist, and next time I am just going to nod politely and not respond.

It's cooper time

Geelong at GMHBA, Sydney at SCG, no home game against Richmond, Freo home derby on my birthday week. I'm going to [redact] myself.

Marco Jansen walking back to the top of his run up (2026)

Foxtel ability to fuck up their streaming app needs to be studied.

Anyone who called into SEN during the first session should be forced to call back in the cold light of day.

Did not count on the South Africans playing dumber than Australia.

was driving when cooper took his wicket and nearly drove into the roadside barrier. West is Best. Get a swan up ya dog.

Maybe South Africa will bat for five days and forget to declare

Saffers banging on about boland the most disingenuous shit I've ever heard.

fuck it give the ball to marnus

OMICRON NEEDED NOW

WA in to save the national team again is it

The year is 3026. AI has taken over. Those robot dogs rule out daily lives. AFL players physically remove their brains pre-game to avoid concussion. West Coast plays Gold Coast in Round 1 of the AFL season.

Can't wait to watch West Coast inexplicably lose to Richmond in a new setting

Trade ban didn't go far enough.

Has Roxy lost her mind

Comms saying she's played on so it's actually fine that the oppo is in the protected area is why no one knows what's going on unless terminally online.

Montana Hamm sounds like an unlockable DLC character from Red Dead Redemption 2