𝐉.

———— ◌ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆. 𝐁𝐎-𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓-𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓. 「 ♡ + ↺ 」

( jason snickers —— shoulder budging dick’s as he leans back. ) i know, big bird. 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 —— i’m kidding. promise. can’t help i’ve got extra height to work with.

( the quirk of jason’s lips is sly. ) ——— you callin’ me fat, dickie? oof. that hurts. really cuts deeps. sort of a 𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘫𝘢𝘣.

( smug smirk. ) —— god, i guess. y’know the saying: long legs, don’t care.

“ ——— how’s the weather down there ? “

... —— i’ve been informed lady macbeth doesn’t count as a dead fictional crush.

( is it normal to want to peel your own skin off at laughter that’s too loud ? )

⠀ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 ; ——— hello all! ♡ this for a short starter ; few lines in length ! ↺ this for me to slide into your DMs for plotting ! ⠀

——— if y’all think i’m above posting my abs on your tl for sinning sunday... you’re 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓.

( his trademarked smirk. jason leans back. both hands are raised. ) sorry, sorry ——— can’t help it. my middle name is distraction.

⠀ ——— 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 ; #dcrp | #mvrp ⠀

( is he waiting in an obscenely long line in the local coffee shop for a simple cup o' cold brew ? he sure is. )

———— @umbramessorem ! ( cue the side-eye. ) you always so tall && menacing ? i know some folks just like you.

⠀ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 ! 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 ! ———— patrol tunes ! ⠀

* listen i’m new here but as someone who lost a family member in 9/11, i’m legally allowed to scalp you with my teeth if i see y’all roleplaying that shit lmao

( jason's grin is lopsided ; as always. typical. ) " no ? damn. i do. s' past 𝘮𝘺 bedtime that's for sure. "

( ——— even 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐑 now. )

( he's feeling particularly 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐘 today. )

* also jason: oH SO ITS OUT OF STYLE TO ~RESPECT WOMEN~ nOW