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If you wan burst babe wey never chop head.. Send her money and attach one nonsense description
Sends 10k
You: use it and buy Amala
Her to her friends: Just Amala money oooo, he sent me 10k now imagine fried rice money... Nkiru this guy is on fire
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Ever since DJ Chicken landed at Plymouth Airport in the UK, he has been disturbing the whole place.
UK ti gbàlejò! 😂😂❤️🇬🇧
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Vote your Seyi Makinde make I vote my Peter Obi.
Just don’t vote Tinubu. That’s all. I can’t waste 4 years of my life again abeg
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It’s crazy the kind of hold some people have on you… like a text from them can literally disrupt or make your day it’s scary
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Dear men, eat this then drink a very chilled water before she comes around and thank me later.
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Nigeria’s heat is becoming a personal attack at this point. 😭
You take a shower, step outside for 2 minutes and somehow need another shower
I think i need a Canada vacation
I Blocked My Childhood Friend After He Made a Joke About My Death. Was I Overreacting?
I’ve known this guy since our secondary school days. We’ve always been close, and I’ve considered him more like a Christian brother than just an ordinary friend. We talk, laugh and occasionally joke with each other.
A while ago, something happened that I initially brushed off. Around 1 a.m., he started sending me strange messages on WhatsApp, repeatedly calling my name and making comments about it being time for me to fly away. Some of the messages sounded like those Yoruba expressions people use when joking about someone dying in their sleep.
I found it strange but funny at the time. I even asked him what kind of thing he was smoking to be sending me such messages. We laughed about it, and I didn’t think much of it afterwards.
However, three day ago , I posted a picture, and he asked me to send it to him. I did, only for him to take the picture and use AI to edit it so that I appeared to be covered in blood, as though something terrible had happened to me.
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BNXN get too many hits, I no even know which one I wan hear first at Elite Fest.
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I think I tweeted this before on my old account.
I met this guy on a Saturday at a church wedding. We exchanged numbers and started talking. He told me he was single and asked me out. I turned him down, and one of my reasons was that he was a Muslim.
He said he was flexible about religion and hadn't decided which one to practise because his parents belonged to different religions.
Long story short, he got married the very next Saturday, during the Ileya period. Everyone in the wedding pictures was covered from head to toe.
Men will get the hottest part of h£ll for their lies.
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I always find it funny when I make certain tweets and people start following me because of it, cos they think that’s my niche 😂. I’ll be like ouuuu I can’t wait to disappoint you 😭💀
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aside say you get better steady income or source of proper income wey sure for you, dem no born you well make you see 20m use 18m buy car
This Naija Wahala game too sweet😂
Join me let's cruise around ❤️🔥
We've added new updates to Naija Wahala! 🇳🇬
📍 There's a new location in Lagos called Ilu Omi, where you can 🏊 swim, 🎣 fish, ⛵ cruise the open seas, 🏡 rent or buy houses, and live on the water. Take the 🚤 high-powered canoe or the 🛶 paddling canoe, 🏝️ relax on the island, and 🎉 host parties.
🛋️ We've also added new furniture to decorate your home. You can now 🍲 cook any dish and eat at home, and 📱 order groceries from the Oja Express app in Lagos and Coal Market in Enugu. You can also swim in Tarkwa Bay 🌊 and freedive deep into the ocean 🤿.
💗 You can now change your phone color to pink and 👕 customize your character by mixing different clothes, tops and bottoms.
✈️ You can also buy a private jet and fly it yourself over Lagos and to Enugu, with Ibadan, Kano and Accra coming when they open! 🛫

























