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FUCKING CALLED IT HAHAHAHAH
It's criminal how Lana Del Rey has not done a Bond song yet
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What do y'all think of this? #lifttwt #kleptotwt #klepto
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art should kill the comfortable, marry the disturbed, and fuck the artist
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what was gulzar sahab’s problem
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this is what it's like btw
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More proof The Bear should happen in an Irani restaurant
non-negotiable had to hit this spot from The Bear. absolutely worth the hype. incredible italian beef sammy. 🔥
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Robert Pattinson can't be Bond, his career is far too successful rn to be built upon another franchise. Once you're Bond, you're Bond first.
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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Mamdani being indian with an arab wife and el sayed being arab with an indian wife
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Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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Replying to @abndesigns
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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zohran mamdani and abdul el-sayed
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We are turning the white house west to face mecca
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i think zohran mamdani getting elected as nyc mayor reversed whatever harambe dying did to the universe
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Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men
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You guys are gonna accuse me of hyperbole again, but as a work of art, everything about this song- the lyrics, the chorus, the score, the video- is up there with the greatest works of Rumi / Picasso / Homer. Thousands of years of civilization led up to this exact moment.
Nothing comes close
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It took me a bit to process that this wasn't Mumbai-Pune Expressway
교통체증이 발생하는 이유.. 이래서 막히는거구나 와
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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Replying to @Arubbothian
notice what he didnt steal.
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