Tweets somehow featured on WaPo, Yahoo Fin/Sport/Ent, Buzzfeed, & Bossip. Sci/innov/tech + policy enthusiast. NO by way of CIN. Saints season 🎟️ holder. ⚜️🤕

Joined November 2010
Maw Maw (doesn't drink) watching me bring Paw Paw (no drinking problem) the newest flavor of Crown Royal as a Christmas gift like 10 years in a row:
Know Your uncle got a drinking habit and its driving ya grandma crazy but here u go happily bringin tequila and all types of brown liquor to thanksgiving wen nobody asked you to but u mad cause auntie asked for $25 for the food LMAOOOOO
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When the admin. starting going hard against the H1-B tech workers I knew something had to give.
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And whose fault is it that Kylian Mbappe's first association for "dictator" happened to be that particular country?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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your Saints aint safe bruh
Saints so irrelevant nobody even bothers to do this when we lose
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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The moment Diamond (or Silk) passed away, these dominoes started falling. 😂✌🏾
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have found the new White House Press Secretary! @NICKIMINAJ
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Kellen Moore on the slow starts: “Maybe the time zone change will help us”
Saints finish another first quarter without the lead. They've scored six first-quarter points this season.
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This random but our center might suck at snapping the ball huh? What's up with that @nick_underhill ?
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The lack of discipline on display from the Saints is alarming.
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Shough is a great qb already.... because we shouldn't even be in these games....
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Saints are 28th in rushing success rate and 32nd in rushing success rate allowed. Just nothing happening on the ground on either side of the ball for New Orleans.
I think the bye week moving forward is going to be really good for Tyler Shough to try to heal his hand (hands maybe?) but the coaches need to be trying to figure out every possible way they can fix this run game. With the exception of two games, it's been terrible all season.
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Once again I know the roster need work especially defensively but that will come with an actual clean cap situation in the future but it’s just 0 coaching advantage outside of some passing concepts every now & then & the front office who made this rebuild shouldn’t get a 3rd shot
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Your offensive mind HC scores 10.😂😂😂😂😂😂
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BRUH I'm telling you! Lmao. See y'all on Poydras. 😭✌🏾
Paris looked fun....keeping 3grand in my pocket looks more fun...glad I canceled 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Aaron Rodgers has more rushing yards (8) than every member of the Saints.
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Lmao let a 50 year old run to end the game. Good job guys.
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