Dear @OffsideTraps Dave is openly flouting the homework system, and now not even watching Bond movies?! I suggest that he hand writes an apology letter to @PeterCrouch, for having not read his book. Requesting a signed photo. Also specifying that Abby Clancy is not in the photo.
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Ricky-Marcel Pitcher retweeted
***NEW POD KLAXON***
Forfeits are delivered, relegation is contemplated and Dave ends up in a compromising position.
Oh to be a fly on the wall in Dave's office this morning.
Please do share if you enjoy.
#davessecretary #offsidetraps #football
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Dear @OffsideTraps if Dave dosnet do his homework he should suffer forfeits.
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Ricky-Marcel Pitcher retweeted
And still no fucking knighthood.
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Ricky-Marcel Pitcher retweeted
November. Rick and Morty is returning in November.
#WarnerMediaUpfront @adultswim
Replying to @OffsideTraps
@OffsideTraps Question for Dave: Which of these is NOT an owner/part owner of a football club?
Delia Smith – Norwich City (Championship)
Will Ferrell - Los Angeles FC (MLS)
Elton John – Watford FC (Premier League)
Nicky Butt - Salford City FC. (Vanarama National League)
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Replying to @OffsideTraps
@OffsideTraps Question for Dave: Which of these is not a real professional footballer's name?:
- Paul Dickov
- Dean Windass
- Danny Shittu
- Willie Smalls
- Bernt Haas
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'Gardening' Claw Gloves. It's just getting easier and easier to make your own super villain costume at home.
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Geof Darrow not only signed my copy of #HardBoiled for free, he also did a sketch in there too. He is the #WorldsNicestMan
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Ricky-Marcel Pitcher retweeted
More Rick and Morty coming. Looking forward to all the tweets asking where it is! #theydrawingit
Although, I think @SamuelLJackson could still have been Nick Fury in the 90's. nitter.gq/mrmarkmillar/status/98…
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Replying to @RMPitcher
My pleasure Ricky! Also, FYI, issue 5 of @ResilienceComic will be published this Saturday :) ResilienceComic.com
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Are you brave enough? would you do what must be done? can you kill #Hitler? Make a better future! kickstarter.com/projects/vgn… #WWII @RMPitcher















