It’s the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine !
In my happy place
Joined December 2010
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This seems apt to post, bearing in mind @ManUtd’s current trajectory. #EnjoyThe18MonthsSalaryLeftMichael
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You’ve gotta’ laugh when @TotoWolff_ out Red Bulls @redbullracing, by bringing his own prodigy to the @F1 grid 😉 #RevengeIsSweet
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Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet today, but I’ve spent the day manoeuvring @MariahCarey out of the backlog the freezer, ready for Christmas 🎄
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Good old French 🇫🇷 & German 🇩🇪 students : dissuading tourists from visiting their countries even before their Christmas markets have begun!🙄#TurkeysVotingForChristmas 🦃 🎅
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ROB AND THE MOB retweeted
From Stoke-on-Trent, to the world 🌍
Supporters can visit the Mark IX Spitfire "Lucy", situated by the Boothen Quarter, ahead of kick-off.
Andy Burnham announces all UK English air to be free to use, by registered English residents. Devolved nations to announce their own arrangements in due course, though Scotland and Wales have indicated they’ll pay their residents, to exclusively breathe Scottish/Welsh air 💨
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The replies to this post are epic ! 🍿
Spent 3 hours in a work meeting at @CostaCoffee (while buying drinks throughout) only to be stung with a £100 Parking Eye fine.
Where's the logic for the customers to stay?
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Has anyone at @QualityStreetUK realised that they’ve killed their brand by going woke with the packaging yet ? 🤔
If not, why not ?🙄#BringBackShinyWrappers
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When’s the earliest I can retire ? 🤔
Only brother Burnham’s just made being a pensioner more profitable than ever ! 🙄
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What bong’s Burnham been bashing ?😳He’s just read out a wish list that no government could fund and that will cost him his job within 12 months. 🙄
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Great news for those arriving in the UK: £2 bus travel nationwide in 2027 courtesy of Brother Burnham ! 😳
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Anyone else who can’t listen to a certain football commentator on @talksport tonight ?🤔 It’s not their sex or colour, it’s purely their inane comments and lack of professional insight for me 🙄
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