Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel) header
Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel) profile picture

Activist, translator, artist, spoken word poet, purveyor of niche Jewish jokes.

Israel
Joined October 2013
Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)Photo by Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ (@RStomel)
Got myself some blood oranges! Now I can bake vegan matzah
46
87
27
658
Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
One year after October 7th, the stories of women who fought, both in courtrooms and in their personal lives, must be heard. We shed light on these incredible womenโ€”unflinching, unapologetic, and determined. Listen now. ๐Ÿ“ท bit.ly/CWJpod1 #VoicesOfWomenAtWartime #October7
4
3
1,023
Just did my first prenup session with a couple since returning from maternity leave. And while pumping!
5
590
โ€œYamim Noraโ€™imโ€ really takes on a new meaning this year.
2
3
24
1,463
If a chick is standing with one leg and a half in a dovecote on the Lebanese border, and another leg and a half in a dovecote in Israel, what is the halakha of this three-legged chick?
In the past, the enemy was standing on one leg and a half on the Lebanese border, and today the threat of Hezbollah and Iran has made all of Israel stand on one leg and a half.
1
16
2,347
TONIGHT! Spoken word poetry with visiting NY poet @HebrewMamita! In honor of this momentous occasion, Iโ€™ll be putting on a shirt without spit-up on it and performing an opening piece ๐ŸŽค So come with your snapping fingers ready ๐Ÿซฐ ๐Ÿซฐ ๐Ÿซฐ
1
1
568
Pronouncing โ€œpopsiclesโ€ like the name of a Greek philosopher
7
30
3
188
12,064
The 3yo is currently obsessed with the song โ€œFlashโ€ by Queen but he pronounces it โ€œfleshโ€ and hearing him demand โ€œI WANT FLESHโ€ is somewhat disturbing
5
18
1,177
Every time it ends he goes โ€œMORE FLESHโ€
4
466
Who called it a dietician and not a snacktation consultant
1
8
571
A coupon circular written by frugal Jewish grandmothers called Bubbeโ€™s Metzias
2
12
588
Guys who donโ€™t let anyone else get a word in edgewise during shabbos table parsha discussions are called vorthogs
1
1
2
52
2,318
Just kidding, I do know who needs to hear this, and itโ€™s the frum moms in fb cooking groups
I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but your recipes are not simpler because you use words like "throw" and "dump" in the instructions
18
799
I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but your recipes are not simpler because you use words like "throw" and "dump" in the instructions
5
1
21
1,761
When I don't have time, I just throw a chicken in the oven. When I want to be really fancy, I roast a chicken.
3
6
365
Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
New! All episodes of "Voices of Women at Wartime" can now be heard on CWJ's new YouTube podcast channel, including a written transcript. Listen & subscribe now to hear women's testimonies, experiences and challenges relating to life in Israel since Oct 7. youtube.com/playlist?list=PLโ€ฆ
1
2
10
444
Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
*My โ€œwe donโ€™t hate Jewsโ€ t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt*
89
90
12
1,047
114,319
Look up there in the sky! Itโ€™s a bird! Itโ€™s a plane! Itโ€™sโ€ฆ. PTSD! Not particularly enjoying the deafening sound and rumbles of these practice flyovers right now.
7
1
34
1,514
What podcasts do your teens enjoy? Looking for recommendations
4
1
1,389
Rachel Stomel ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
One of the wording changes was changing the word "living" to "dead" as it relates to the hostages Hamas was going to return to Israel. I wouldn't call that minor under any reasonable definition of the term.
56
471
49
1,756
287,544