@RTodKelly

Longform journalist, regular contributor for https://xitter.cf/t.co/cYFdNB2cDC @TheDailyBeast, executive producer of @7DeadlySinsShow at PDX's Mission Theatre.

 Portland, OR
Joined July 2011
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toad the wine
Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan
@NekiasNBAOct 24
I’m scared to ask, but what on earth are people saying instead of “toe the line” ???
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Bison
@BisontwtingAug 17
bro shut the fuck up
moose
@mooseincrisisAug 16
unlike some uncultured animals i won’t name (bison), we are civilized. we don’t go around attacking people for no reason.
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I have to be honest, this all sounds exactly like what I remember him sounding like in 2016. I think people are just reacting to it differently right now.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparJul 25
whatever magic Trump once had as a public speaker to non-cult audiences is long gone
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Eoin Higgins@EoinHiggins_May 5
Replying to @EoinHiggins_ @mtaibbi
At least we’ll always have this, Matt—a perfect summation of right-wing free speech advocacy
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouseMay 3
Me and my son watching his mom rearrange the entire dishwasher she just asked me to load:
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And yet...
Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_May 1
Joe Rogan: “The whole Epstein thing is so crazy that no one’s gone to jail for that. No arrests, no one’s being brought in. Meanwhile, Comey is getting arrested for a photo of seashells that say 8647. This is a crazy thing to arrest someone for. It sets a crazy precedent”
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derek guy
@dieworkwearApr 29
The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.
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just tossing this out there but maybe don't choose who governs everyone by which group of losers you think s**tpost the best
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowApr 15
Schulz: Conservative Twitter was funny when Dems are in charge. Now that Republicans are in charge, it's just whiny. It feels like too much propaganda. They went full soy boy
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Crunchy Frog 🐸@CrunchyFrog15Apr 17
Replying to @RonFilipkowski @TheRealThelmaJ1
Brilliant example of the Rule of Tod. @RTodKelly
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparApr 11
If there is a state with greater scenic beauty than Oregon, I haven’t seen it. Mountains, high desert, Pacific, Hood, Columbia, Portland — it’s just spectacular. I don’t want to spoil anything for residents, but it’s a truly underrated state. I’m lucky to have married into it.
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This entire clip is that meme of a goose chasing the guy in a parka made flesh.
Macrodosing
@MacrodosingPodApr 10
The Dems will NEVER get @ConnerHKnapp
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Alex@_alex_joshua10 May 2020
Charles Curtis has got to be the most unrecognized "first" in American history. I can guarantee you 95% of Americans don't know we had a Native American vice president.
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warren 👻🔪@torturenexusMar 18
It's cool how masculinity is now about being a moronic barbarian who's openly insecure about people thinking you're gay. Men used to write books
Top Striker
@TopStrikerMar 17
2 grass-fed steaks a day keeps the gays away. 🚫🏳️‍🌈
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lol
Aaron Rupar
@atruparFeb 20
VARNEY: You said the economists behind a NY Fed study that said 86% of tariff burdens falls on American businesses and consumers should be disciplined. What's your issue? HASSETT: Yeah, you know, I probably got a little emotional when I said that and I regret if the people who wrote the study feel like I personally attacked them. That was not my intent.
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Folk superstition, yes, but also by a ton of famous, blue-check influencers who have a monetary incentive to convince their followers to eschew medical advice in favor of branded supplements for most or all of their healthcare.
Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)@agraybeeFeb 15
There is no "pro-vax cause." These are not two equal sides of a debate. This is a crisis of a country being held hostage by folk superstition, and it's killing children.
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Jim Acosta
@AcostaFeb 11
Dude
Aaron Rupar
@atruparFeb 11
Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"
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Sam Weber@areacomedianFeb 9
The best part of the Kid Rock set is when the actors they hired to pretend to be a string duet clearly had never heard the song before, so when the cello does a norm descencion he randomly decides to go way up and stay there. The violinist is noodling around during melodic runs.
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I am assuming someone read those tweets to him.
Gadget@Gadget440Feb 8
🚨 Andrew Tate MELTS DOWN over an old clip of him saying he's "too smart for books" going viral. He yells and spits everywhere through his oversized novelty teeth, thinking that lying about how rich and famous he is will effect anyone.
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The roman statue pfps will look you dead in the eye and tell you that conservatives spend their days debating the merits of the 1608 Quarto version of King Lear versus the 1623 Folio version.
Britta | NoSoup4Knowles
@nosoup4knowlesFeb 5
Candace on Charlie & psychic phenomena: "Charlie & I spoke a lot about his third eye. The street lamps that would go off when he would run. We spoke about the fact that we could both astral project."
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People are treating this rapist freak's email inbox like it's the source code of the universe and I genuinely don't think we're coming back from this.
Nick Hinton
@NickHintonnFeb 2
Epstein email leaks confirm what television shows like The OA and Stranger Things have been telling us for years: when trauma based mind control fractures someone’s psyche, the victim gains psychic abilities. Science is just coming full circle to ancient demonic practices.
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