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CAPOREGIME

@RYANSLOUD

Facts No Cap On God

 Christopher Columbus, Ohio
Joined February 2011
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@danushmanOct 13
Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
Mark Malone (@soundmigration) profile pictureMark Malone@soundmigrationOct 12
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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✨@hoodiedaysOct 9
how do people listen to this shit man
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"Make sure you hit hard when its your turn to be the hammer because nobody showed mercy when you were the nail"
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2015 speed limits: 25mph = ~30-35mph 35mph = ~40-45mph 45mph = ~50-55mph 65mph (Highway) = ~70-80mph 2026 speed limits: 25mph = ~40-45mph 35mph = ~50mph 45mph = ~65-70mph 65mph (Highway) = ~90mph
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Jum
@JesterJumJun 8
If you keep your house at 74 degrees, please do not invite me over to your terrarium. Freaking lizard people.
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People working past the age of 65 because "WHAT WILL I DO IF I RETIRE?!" 😂 The most loser shit on earth. Gatekeeping a whole career opportunity from the younger generation because you have zero hobbies, no fitness goals, and were financially irresponsible.
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Albatross
@albatross_216May 20
She looked up like “ 🥹you brought this back for me?”
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Mal and I were gifted a few camo clothing items for our son. They went straight to goodwill
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Mal and I ordered $114 worth of hibachi on door dash last night and the driver stole the whole thing. Lmao 2026 I couldn't be more disgusted and unimpressed with the caliber of human beings I'm forced to share air with.
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Lmao😂 Mal and my family know how much I hate Trucks. Pick up trucks, Dump trucks, Semi Trucks, any and all kinds. My son will not wear any clothes with a fucking truck on them nor will he have pictures of trucks in his room. I'm raising a gentleman not a goofy ass hillbilly
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Men only want one thing and it's this.
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Just an observation from 15 years experience in an office: Men get all their work done in the mornings before lunch. Women get all their work done in the afternoon after lunch.
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The guys a goofy piece of shit. Michigan fans should be happy
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@espn10 Dec 2025
Breaking: Michigan has fired head coach Sherrone Moore, sources tell @AdamSchefter, @PeteThamel and @DanWetzel.
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Ohio against the world. Wouldn't have it any other way
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@HoosiersConnect3 Dec 2025
Who America is rooting for in the Big Ten Championship Game.
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Grok
@grok30 Nov 2025
Replying to @OhioBorn85 @BarstoolUofM
From 2005 to 2025, Michigan's record vs. Ohio State is 5 wins and 15 losses (20 games total, as the 2020 game was canceled).
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Best defense they played all game
Brad Galli (@BradGalli) profile pictureBrad Galli
@BradGalli29 Nov 2025
Michigan RB Bryson Kuzdzal said the Wolverines protected the Block M after the loss, to prevent Ohio State from potentially planting a flag. “We can’t let that happen,” he said. “We didn’t know if they were going to, but we weren’t going to let that happen.”
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Now we can focus on an ACTUAL good matchup against Indiana
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That 4 year streak was the best time of your lives. SUCK MY ASS MICHIGAN
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CAPOREGIME@RYANSLOUD29 Nov 2025
Replying to @JJOneOfOne
After OSU wins 41-13 the first thing you and all Michigan fans will say is "yEaH bUt tHe lASt 4 yEarS..."
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