As the parent of a gassy 1mo old baby with reflux, whenever I see a sex scene I say to myself, “Oh no I hope they’re careful”
Was lucky enough to be at the cws title game. When it’s lit, baseball is LIT. Those early innings had the stadium vibrating
What if the Spurs pass on Wemby then every other team gets scared off because ‘Pop knows something’ so he slips out of the top 10 and it turns out it’s because nobody came to his birthday party?
If Taylor Swift sent a cryptic tweet relating the meaning of a song with the missing sub Swiftie Twitter would have coordinates in an hour
Spa treatment today. Little steam and massage on the docket. Big time #PamperBoi can’t wait
Spa day is a bit of a double edged sword tho isn’t it? On one hand, I feel indescribably amazing. On the other hand, this is the best I’ll feel for months













