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Raanan Hershberg retweeted
We just traded democracy for cheaper eggs and if you thought vegans were annoying and condescending before…
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"The people who watched Trump’s television ads... had not been harmed by a transgender person, or by an immigrant, or by a woman of color. The magic lies in the daring it takes to declare a weaker group to be part of an overwhelming conspiracy." newyorker.com/magazine/dispa…
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I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California. That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people. Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime. It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand. I want to tune out. But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious. And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious. For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing. The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better. It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed! But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems. It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful. We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger. That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz. Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us. And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. vote.org
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Raanan Hershberg retweeted
Trump has an enemies list. I have a to-do list.
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My film ā€œTom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedianā€ will screen at SkankFest. Followed by a New York City premiere on October 10th. Mark your calendars. Tickets onsale soon. Stay tuned! Very proud of this film. @Tom_Dustin
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they’re really out here tryna out-Reagan each other
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1/5. Unless Trump loses, America ends.
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I think the reason why a lot of Americans lack empathy is because they’re too fat to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes.
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Most impressive in Trump's trial are the citizens on the jury, doing their duty, showing a level of courage which, if others of us can attain it, will get us through this to a much better tomorrow.
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Raanan Hershberg retweeted
Trump has officially paid more for porn than anyone in history
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Replying to @JoeListComedy
@JoeListComedy @Raanancomedy Raanan doing a complete 380 and coming back with such šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ on #JaRTM. My fav semi-annual pod.
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Raanan Hershberg retweeted
the "stand-up comedians over 35 who don't wanna keep posting clips" lobby is far more powerful than you could have ever imagined
Biden has signed the bill requiring TikTok to be sold or banned in the U.S.
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My boyfriend wants me to get on the pill (zoloft)
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The way they decide who wins the Emmy or Golden Globe for stand up comedy is they have a few of your parents’ friends get together and name the comedians they know of.
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Raanan Hershberg retweeted
I hate admitting this, but if you look back at the last few decades in Israel/Palestine, the extremists are winning. From the Jewish fanatic who murdered Rabin, to the Hamas suicide bombers blowing up buses to stop the peace process, to Jewish thugs rioting in the West Bank, to the Hamas murderers of October 7th, and now the Israeli ministers clamoring for more blood—they are all winning. The moderates on all sides are being squeezed and isolated, and the road to peace has never felt narrower or more lonely. But we simply can't give up. What they want—all these apocalyptic haters reflecting and amplifying each other and clinging together like desperate leeches—is to blow up this whole place. To cause a conflagration form which there is no return. Any word or action that helps them is bad. Any step that turns us away from that precipice is good.
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Biden went to Kiev, now Israel. Next he’s going to tell Jada Pinkett, ā€œenough.ā€
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By now many people have noticed that Jason ā€œtry that in a small townā€ Aldean grew up in a city with 150k people. What you may not know: last year Macon had 70 homicides. NYC, with 8.4 million people, had 438.
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I guess X makes sense bc I only come on here to stalk mine
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Normally, if your father and uncle were shot to death, if your brother ODed, if your other brother crashed into a tree and died, if your cousin crashed his plane into the sea, if your aunt was given a lobotomy and if your kids’ mom hung herself, I would have empathy for you.
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