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Nobody:
Not a single person:
Sorority girls when they find out who their big is:
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Why can I smell this post
The Summit facility will add three new courts to its 54,300-square-foot field house, located inside its main complex along with NHL and Olympic-sized hockey rinks and turf fields used for indoor soccer and lacrosse. bit.ly/2lclIWm
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Me: hey bud, what are you excited about at your first day of preschool?
4yo: the fight area
Me: uh, there’s no fight area?
Him: yeah there’s a jungle gym with a fight area
My 4-year-old is apparently ready to fuck some shit up in a toddler thunderdome
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no one:
ur middle school aged cousin on any family holiday: nitter.gq/ChicksInTheOff/status/…
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4Loko really looked at all these hard seltzer brands and their 5% alcohol content and said “let daddy show you how it’s done”
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also hi guys - this is my little sister and I singing. want to hear more from us?
