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Soo, after 2.5ish years of Approved Pitches for freelance writers, I'm starting a second newsletter for PR and comms people (agency or in-house) called Placements. All the info here: bit.ly/3ib83ch #journorequest
Approved Pitches will break down the pitch and the process that turn into a published story and paycheck. Each newsletter will include the live story, original pitch and subject line, the relationship with the editor, the rate and context. bit.ly/sqspAPRW
I walked out of my apartment today and the very first thing I saw was a man pissing at a tree, no wall, no clear mental defects, not in between cars just facing the sidewalk and yes, death is the answer
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Then why a picture of fall foliage?
NEW YORK (AP) — A long-retired New York City police detective was arrested Wednesday in the road rage killing of a motorist on the George Washington Bridge, police said.
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Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
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VERY important to make sure I get enough protein to fuel me through sitting on my ass all day worrying about money and death
men that are obsessed with being treated like the good guy and the exception are often in denial that they’re the literal reason
I genuinely didn’t know how much space this took up for people (outside of incels) until this year
I rly need to find more people that can free their afternoon bc the sun is out but don’t wanna spend it drinking 🫠
Wrote about how the word “community” in branding is slowllllyyyy eroding on my client’s Substack yearofours.substack.com/p/ha…
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burn it. burn it all god
German police have seized a humanoid robot after it allegedly touched a 16-year-old girl in an indecent manner and made sexually suggestive gestures toward her. Investigators were trying to determine Wednesday whether the robot's actions were deliberately controlled by two young men who apparently livestreamed the incident in the western city of Cologne on social media. cbsn.ws/4yim6Rq
I genuinely love the way everyone is piling on Shane Gillis even though everyone knows no one respects him, his work or anything he says
that’s boy math 💅🏻
The fact that you think sleeping with a woman makes you a man, but that same woman sleeping with you makes her a hoe, is a level of intellectual dishonesty that needs to be studied. You participated in the same act, but somehow you came out a king and she came out damaged goods? Mathematics of misogyny 2026 👏🏽😂
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Insecure people love trying to humble you. They think that everything you are is a challenge to them and if they can’t raise themselves up, they have to cut you down. It’s so unbecoming for an adult.
