Rahm F-in Emanuel

Fuck that's a lot of schools. Said no one ever. #evillaugh #p2 #chicago

I've been gone so long cuz it takes dedication to be this big of an asshole. #chicago #schools #rahmrules

IF you fuckin hippies don't vote, there'll be hell to pay. #rahmtruths

Get out and fuckin vote for my man Obama!!! #p2 #chicago #electionday

Sandy what a fuckin bitch. #sandy #nyc

Hey you fuckin hippies! Vote early! #talktothenub

Obama just fuckin nailed it. #obama2012 #debates

If you haven't seen my cameo in Chicago Fire...I'm fuckin gorgeous. #fyi

Paul Ryan is running for VP of Douchebags of Fuckin America. #p2 #debatethis

I pour kosher wine out for my fellow hippie punchers. #yomkippur

I will never stop punchin hippies, that includes you dirty fuckin teachers! #rahmbo

I can't stop fuckin cryin. #ctustrikeends #nomorefun

TEACHERS ARE FUCKIN ILLEGAL!!!! #ctustrike

I have lawyers working around the clock 24-fuckin-7. #takethat #ctustrike

Don't be misled, all I do is win win no matter fuckin what. #ctustrike

Five fuckin days ain't nothin. I can be an asshole till the day I fuckin die! #ctustrike #muhaha

Every meeting with these teachers is blah fuckin blah blah fuckin blah. Talk to the nub. #ctustrike

I can teach all these students in one giant class each day. Lesson 1: Punch dirty fuckin hippies. #classdismissed #ctustrike

I've built a fort, I'm in it for the long fuckin haul. Quick somebody get me a pumpkin spiced fuckin latte! #ctustrike

@cculloton I would never fuck Nickleback.