Rammie’s left bollock 🐏

Wow, a wonderful opportunity for our returning players to get injured and be out for months again 🙄 #dcfc

Not nice seeing the legendary @JeffStelling upset on the tv. Hopefully better race days ahead. #raceacrosstheworld

How the fuck is that not a red card? #LEETOT

In years to come. People will ask… - Where were you when Princess Diana died? - Where were you when the twin towers came down? - Where were you when Ryan Nyambe scored? #dcfc

Well get fuck all of this ref all night. #dcfc

Oh… the referee’s a cunt then. Great. #dcfc

Being ole’d at home to Norwich. We’ve hit rock bottom. #dcfc

Oh fuck off Twinks, if you’d have gone any further up Tiffany’s arse, you’d have banged your head on her tonsils. #BBUK

“Oh my days, they put your bed in the garden” made me chuckle! #BBUK

Never want to see Johnston in a #dcfc shirt again.

Are we allowed to criticise yet, or will Ed Dawes have a tantrum and call us pathetic, again? @BBCDerbySport #dcfc

Derby go 3-0 down and Shaun Barker says “that might be just the killer goal” - not sure if he’s pissed up or deluded. The killer goal was when we went 1-0 down. #dcfc

Twinks making up more bullshit again. Angie Bowie isn’t dead. #BBUK

Why is Tiffany Pollard doing Miss Piggy voices? Irritating twat. Hope she’s gone soon. #BBUK

Phillip, the man who has spent 90% of his time in the house whispering is “uncomfortable” with people whispering. #BBUK

Seen Mark Chapman getting a load of stick for looking miserable on #MOTD last night. If I had to spend 90 mins with Martin Keown, I’d be fucking miserable too.

Don’t sit on it now. Go for another #dcfc

Good job Twinx doesn’t have a fear of heights - always on that high horse. Twat. #BBUK

Does Sam think he’s getting the 30 seconds if he stays handcuffed? They’re doing this for Rochelle… take them off!! Sam and Twinks won’t lose their time. #BBUK

Getting to the point where Big Brother might need to intervene here. Clearly coercive control going on from Omar. Such an uncomfortable watch. #BBUK