I need a weird religious female and a government job

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Joined April 2022
A war god destroys 99.99% of humanity to create a new world
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This character got mad at me for implying that Christianity wasn’t a good scene for a young guy with dating trouble
When I worked at a Bible camp as staff, they all had a games night and people weren't taking it seriously so the punishment they spontaneously came up with was they had to go to formal night with me. The girl who lost screamed "no" in agony while looking at me.
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The counselors were there to keep autistic men in a state of humiliation. This is actually really Christian or something
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Just voted Democrat down ballot despite being a fan of BAP since 2019. I just can’t gamble having to keep such a horrid set of politicians like Vance or Rubio.
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Just voted Republican down ballot despite being a fan of NJF since 2019. I just can’t gamble the loss of such a great set of politicians like Vance or Rubio.
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Going to the costume store to buy cat ears and a tail so I can be a Slovenian this Halloween
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In response to hearing someone question the looks of his Haerin
But idk who this ‘Haerin’ is looked her up and she sounded ugly
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That damn catboy is crashing this franchise
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You know, it’s crazy how I literally deserve a girl who looks like this.
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Dude American 🌲 retweeted
Replying to @RambleMan51
Cool story East Asia
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Replying to @RambleMan51
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Dude American 🌲 retweeted
No you didnt Abdul . Check location
Just voted Democrat down ballot despite being a nationalist. I can’t support the Republicans when they are basically just another left-wing party, they have refused to learn their lessons.
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Dude American 🌲 retweeted
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No you didn't.
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The greatest dream I had in my life was when I died in a post-apocalyptic outpost after a cult attacked and drove a truck into me. I still shot at least 3 men before I went.
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Immortality is only cool if there is only one immortal. In fact, if I was an immortal who met another immortal, I’d kill the bastard.
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That doesn’t make sense. Columbo doesn’t generally run around with a gun because Columbo is an aging, non-athletic, midget who wins by knowing the plot before it happens.
hello everyone, its me, transbian columbo
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And while I’m here: No one notices how Columbo’s family and life outside of work basically become confirmed as real after the early episodes. Early on his life is implied as far more bleak and lonely, and the second killer calls him out for not being entirely honest about it.
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And he’s a good guy beyond the archetype of being the “guy who shows up to work who everyone trusts.” He’s not trying to “take down the rich” he’s a genuine divine intervention against evil in the early episodes. There are class elements but that wasn’t all there was.
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