I have nothing to promote. Love one a other, be kind to those around you and never ever book a flight with Ryanair

3 years ago, the girl I had a crush on told me she was thinking of giving her ex another chance on Valentine's Day, so without telling her anything I booked a flight to her city on February 12th, so I could propose to her, but my plane started malfunctioning and it had to

Perform an emergency landing in the middle of nowhere. We were stranded for two whole days and when we were finally rescued and sent to a place with signal it was already too late. I was crying so loudly, every other passanger checked on me, but what really surprised me was

When our pilot came to see me. He was smiling in a weird way, and his voiced sounded funny, so I wiped out my tears, looked up to see his face and I swear to Jesus my mind went completely blank, time stopped completely and I could only stare at that face in absolute desbelief

Indeed, he was none other than Benjamin Netenyahu