Socially inept moron, who optimistically hopes to stumble upon the meaning of life via the interweb. Enjoys muttering egotistically inane and random nonsense.
Aberdeen, UK
Joined February 2010
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I'm so culturally out-of-touch, that I need AI to explain new internet memes and trends to me. Now I feel more connected to society! Cheers, @bing 🤣🤣🤣
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.@surface A Surface Duo 2 update that's *sooo* new, the official Update History page doesn't list it yet... 😜
Also, your June 2023 update destroyed my Launcher setup/layout, so I've had to spend an hour reconfiguring from scratch. Sad times... 😳🙄
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Oh noes! Investors in risky assets are angry that their assets were, in fact, risky...! 😅
(Although fair point - the natural order of things was not followed, and equities should have toppled first in this sh*tshow...)
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This is the future of search, as powered by AI. Absolutely mindblowing.
This story I saw on Reddit really demonstrates just how helpful the new Bing can be to provide relevant results in a difficult situation. When this user had a boating incident in France, they struggled to identify the issue and get the right help. (1/2) msft.it/60085Q5SQ
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Dual screen on @surface Duo in action. Changing my milk delivery order whilst consulting my holiday period in Outlook. It's a small thing, but made so much easier with two screens!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
My gift to you this year - the certainty that AI and robots will one day have your job. One day *SOON*.
🤣🤣🤣
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Good grief. This is an utter car-crash. It'd be utter comedy if it weren't for the fact that, beneath it all, hundreds of thousands of people will have lost money. And for some, their life savings. Utterly insane.
on.ft.com/3tAWsZt
vox.com/future-perfect/23462…
Twitter really has become a tragicomedy sh*t-show of late. Although it's vaguely funny to see Twitter accelerate towards the same level of irrelevance as MySpace, what is going to take its place (that already has a critical mass of users in it)? 🙄
theverge.com/2022/11/6/23443…
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Looks like the world is opening up again, and travel is on the cards once more. 8 separate stays booked for 2022 already...!😅
Now - if only Japan can let us know when we're allowed to visit. I'm *longing* to head back out there! 🙄🤣
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