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Richie Rands

@Rands_Comedy

Reader, writer and rithmitikker. I'm a stand up guy, by profession if not by personality. BBCphile, radio addict, cat person (by preference, not biology)

 South East, England
Joined December 2009
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Ep85 is out on Thursday 5th November! Ep85 was recorded at The Royal Standard in Derby @RamComedyFest on 30th May 2026, with panellists @Rands_Comedy Kate Robb and @brownsanjay, and host @richardpulsford, presenting On This Day topics and some of Derby's history.
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Episode 85 is now out!! In this episode, panellists @brownsanjay @Rands_Comedy and Kate Robb presented On This Day topics then discussed some of Derby's history with host @RichardPulsford @RamComedyFest on 30th May 2026. Link to episode: tr.ee/tKXfUC
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Episode 85 is now out!! It was recorded on 30th May 2026 at The Royal Standard in Derby as part of the @RamComedyFest with panellists @Rands_Comedy Kate Robb and @brownsanjay and host @RichardPulsford who presented On This Day topics then discussed some of Derby's history.
Image from It Just So Happened - an alternative history show (@ItJustSo1)
Image from It Just So Happened - an alternative history show (@ItJustSo1)
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So Im doing the long walk for Dad thing again justgiving.com/page/walk-for…
Fundraising in Geoff Rands name for the British Heart Foundation

Fundraising in Geoff Rands name for the British Heart Foundation

Help John Rands raise money to support British Heart Foundation

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Spoiler alert if you're at comedy and cocktails tonight
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Went to an ancient roman themed restaurant and ordered the tempori chicken. Nothing special, but at least it arrived on time.
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I bet he does.
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Sounds like things will get messy at my regular pub quiz
A typo saying the quiz will be moved because if the world come

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Out of context Copilot advice
Copilot text reads: Ask. If money were no object, what would YOU do with my mouth.

ALT Copilot text reads: Ask. If money were no object, what would YOU do with my mouth.

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Hey, fancy coming to see me make people laugh in the heart of Brighton on Monday 22 June? Details at: eventbrite.co.uk/e/comedy-co…
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Lesser known characters from The Iliad @CSMFHT
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Hey Duolingo, how do you take your coffee?
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It'll be the first time in 26 years he gets to skip leg day! Hugh Jackman to Play Pirate Long John Silver in ‘Treasure Island’ Movie Directed by Ridley Scott - variety.com/2026/film/news/h… @Variety @RealHughJackman
Hugh Jackman to Play Pirate Long John Silver in ‘Treasure Island’ Movie Directed by Ridley Scott

Hugh Jackman to Play Pirate Long John Silver in ‘Treasure Island’ Movie Directed by Ridley Scott

Hugh Jackman is set to play pirate Long John Silver in Ridley Scott's 'Treasure Island' movie. Jack Thorne penned the script.

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Spoiler alert if you're at @ItJustSo1 at the @RamComedyFest today. 1400, the Royal Standard, Derwent Street Derby I think you can still get a ticket if you are quick. Possibly even if you are slow.
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Want to know what it's all about, see my contributor/fan video here: youtube.com/shorts/u9tq1IB5v…
An introduction to It Just So Happened, at the Ram Comedy Festival...

An introduction to It Just So Happened, at the Ram Comedy Festival...

Incidentally I'm not actually affiliated with the production of the...

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An introduction to It Just So Happened at the Ram Comedy Festival Derby this Saturday. Hosted by Richard Pulsford Well worth a watch. Especially for the me. youtube.com/shorts/u9tq1IB5v… @RamComedyFest @RichardPulsford
An introduction to It Just So Happened, at the Ram Comedy Festival...

An introduction to It Just So Happened, at the Ram Comedy Festival...

Incidentally I'm not actually affiliated with the production of the...

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Incidentally I'm not actually affiliated with the production of the show, just a keen supporter and occasional contributer. Don't let the quality of the video put you off the quality of the show, it's essentially fan art.
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@seanferrick @TrekCulture After moving house mid season I'm finally catching up with SNW and Ups and Downs and 4 1/2 Vulcans got me thinking. You say Kirk was there to visit Sam, but did he not have the vibe of someone popping over to a friend's house when his hot sister's home.
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Side point though, as that's how I read it I then loved how Scotty earned the admiration, and 1 on 1 drink at the bar, Kirk originally pretended to.
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Also, could La'An's illicit knowledge of the Romulan genetic heritage, and Pike's knowledge of the Enterprise's destiny to discover it, be a temporal prime directive reason why she had to leave before Kirk's 5 year mission?
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