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@Ray_Rice10
 Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2014
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its officially tamales season so if you see me with a little belly mind your business
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first day working at a domestic violence hotline and idk why everyone thinks this is a pizza place ive hung up on so many people lol
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The cowboys defense makes me want to kill myself holy shit we suck😭
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Need 1 brunello ticket for saturday
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Hate seeing a grown ass healthy man asking for money, go pour some fucking concrete or commit a felony like a man
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Leo
@Leooweb3Oct 26
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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Owning a casino is basically being a modern day drug lord, except you get to ruin lives legally and be celebrated as a successful businessman
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if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
Protestia
@ProtestiaOct 25
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐲✞@sovren_kazeOct 23
attack on titan's Indian dub is straight up bullshit😭
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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put my workers on to starbucks pumpkin cream cold brew and now they ask me everyday to go on a coffee run😂
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They got straight guys working at Starbucks now, the economy's fucked
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whats the point of having trash cans if homeless people are just going to ravage through it and toss everything on the floor -.-
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Im so sorry to all the substitute teachers that had to deal with me from 1st to 10th grade😭
psychotruckk
@OnlyifyoucoulddOct 21
Niggas use to treat substitute teachers so inhumane for no reason 😭
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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Degen CPA
@drewventoOct 20
Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.
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"You show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser." – George Steinbrenner
Talkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanksOct 21
Hal Steinbrenner on whether the Yankees season was a failure: "Winning 93 games is not a failure. Playing in the Division Series is not a failure. It became a failure because we did not do well."
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How I’m moving this nba season
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Fucking mosquitos have been beating my ass
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