If the #SFGiants are willing to tank the rest of the season and give their players the rest of the year off, I’m willing to fill in for the league minimum ($760k/yr). I recently had a halfway decent session at the batting cages. 😏

Proof #878 that the #SFGiants hitting problems are systemic. Or Yaz was just due. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Interesting that he hit it off of Gausman.

Buster Posey trading away all of his former teammates. 😄 #SFGiants

Hate it. Also, does that mean Yaz is the last Bochy guy left?

The Giants getting rocked in Sac validates my decision to not shell out for those ridiculous $140 tickets plus a rental car or Amtrak ticket from SF. I can wait for the Giants to return to Oracle and pay a reasonable price for a regular season game.

Hear me out, #SFGiants fans: Rafael Devers—at 2nd base (when Chapman returns of course). Apparently, he’s taken ground balls at shortstop before some of his games in Boston. He’s supposedly not happy at 1st or as a DH, and I think the lineup is better with Dom Smith than Fitz.

I assume a situationship is like a relationship without a label, often because one of the two isn’t as attached as the other and always has a foot out the door while taking advantage of the benefits from someone who probably lacks the self esteem to give an ultimatum to commit.

For those calling for LWJ’s head, here’s the #SFGiants offense over the last 2 weeks in OPS / OPS+… Chapman .837 / 135 Wade .828 / 134 Ramos .802 / 121 Schmitt .675 / 95 Fitzgerald .612 / 73 Flores .606 / 74 Bailey .600 / 69 Lee .555 / 59 Yastrzemski .397 / 14 Adames .362 / 4

I sign onto this app when I feel like being in a bad mood.

I never hop on underdog sports bandwagons because it’s too cliché, but there is something wholesome about the fact that one of the four remaining NBA fan bases is on the verge of experiencing something they probably thought they’d never see their team accomplish. 🏀 #NBAPlayoffs

Wilmer Flores really wants to be the starting DH for the NL All-Stars.

This UX makes sense at a glance—but then you think for a second and wonder if a UX can be good if it depends solely on the alertness of the user.

I believe in LaMonte Wade Jr. I can't explain his slow start to 2025, but past years indicate he's not nearly as bad as this slump. He'll work his way out of this. I wonder if Yaz (.231 in '24), Flores (.206 in '204), or others would even be on the 2025 roster if fans were GMs.

WTF has gotten into the Chicago Bulls the past month? A half court shot at the buzzer to win the game? First time I ever saw the Bulls win a game like this. And they were down by 18 in the 4th quarter! OMG.

Please be a joke. I don’t want to have to make a video about this.

It’s funny how the Bulls have a guy named Coby and the Lakers have a guy who starred in “Space Jam.”

Whenever a guy named Kobe/Coby sees an opponent wearing a Kings uniform, his eyes get really big. #Bulls

If you are in San Francisco or elsewhere in the Bay Area, yes, that was an earthquake.

[Watches Zelensky vs. Trump video.] [Shares strong opinion based on political biases while pretending I view things objectively and miraculously found time in my daily life to become an expert on foreign affairs in preparation for my moment to shine.]

I didn't watch the Super Bowl, but I can sum up the response to the halftime show like this: posts saying "rate the halftime show on a scale of 1 to 10" can be rewritten as "what is your level of melanin on a scale of 1 to 10" and you'd basically get the same answers.