A parody of a parody. Confused whether better as a fridge or a microwave
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The guy in your profile picture ran away from England because he was tired of Ronaldo little broing him whenever they played despite being a decade younger
Fofana legit took that as if he meant to Gabriel that into the sky
The end product perfectly complimented that run up 🤣
Tom Hanks has more Oscars than Brad Pitt
But guess who has more fans, more money and whose movies do better?
This is just a popularity contest. He’s literally a billionaire, and his team could send money to the favelas, and millions of people would vote for him.
Although winning this award is a great feat, especially as a United fan, I’ll be looking forward to the Super Ballon d’Or. It holds more significance, and the voting process can’t be manipulated in the same way.
Congratulations to Cristiano Ronaldo.
Is this like the time Carrick said we've had our best training session ever and then conceded 7 goals in 2 games, losing both? 😂
🚨🗣️ @DanyalHKhan:
"From what I understand and what I’ve been told from sources around Manchester United, Bruno Fernandes has been back to his best [in training] in the last 48 hours."
[Sky]
The one who won 3 premier league titles in a row with Man united? A number they haven't won since he left in 2009
Meanwhile Senor HGH couldn't win the league in his last 2 seasons at barca and they've won 3 in the 5 years he's been gone
And then there's post Messi PSG in the CL
Did he hand in a transfer request?
🔴📰 | #mufc figures say they've seen the "best version" of Bruno Fernandes in the last 48 hours, after a tough week on and off the pitch. [@StevenRailston]
Captain ❤️
Europe's lucky the one on the left got bored! The one on the right hasn't scored an away CL knockout goal past the r16 since 2015, when he last won it, and hasn't scored in a CL final since 2011
Best player in the team that wins the champions league
If there's no standout player from the winning team, the best champions league player who won one of the big 3 leagues
CL is the fairest competition as you play for a club of your level and all the best teams compete for it
Bro thinks fergie, klopp, pep and Mourinho would have put an arm around a player who got a red for kicking out towards the end of a tied cup tie
Oh yeah bro. You kicked out and let the team down. Heres a hug
One of the trophies ten hag won
Manchester City just confirmed that half their squad has been sent on holiday while they play in that tournament, btw
I hear he's coming on the overlap tomorrow to say how he wanted João Neves, vitinha, cubarsi and arda guler as well when he was at united
Carrick could lose xyz games and still have a better win percentage than amorim brigade every game week
🚨 JUST IN:
One of the main reasons Manchester United have decided to keep Michael Carrick is due to FINANCIAL reasons. Sir Jim Ratcliffe made the final decision after talks involving the Glazers, Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox. Carrick could have the Chelsea, Roma and Aston Villa games. #MUFC [@SullyTalkz]
The club legend has the option to resign
Or has the option to grow a set and do what mourinho, Ronaldo and amorim did, hang the board out to dry and go out on his sword
Yet he says he's 100 percent the right man for the job. So beleive him and judge accordingly
It's game over!!
They gave Carrick the job because of the fans
They most definitely agreed to the documentary because they believed fans saying united would win the league under Carrick
And now they aren't sacking him because they heard fans applaud
Insanity
It did not go unnoticed by the #mufc front office that Michael Carrick received significant support from United fans during and after the defeat to Bournemouth [@RobDawsonESPN, @MarkOgden_]
No words
🚨 Michael Carrick will be given chance to turn results around.
Carrick is taking training at Carrington, staff + players preparing #MUFC for Saturday trip to Chelsea.
More @TheAthleticFC soon.
It's really wild when you realise that we are where we are because 2 egomaniacs had a fight over horse jizz
This is an excellent reminder of how big a factor Ferguson's greed was in destroying Manchester United.
theguardian.com/football/202…
This is one of the negatives of the Ronaldo Messi rivalry
Prior to them, no one really thought much of the ballon dor as a legacy award
Then football became about these 2 and it's had a negative knock on effect on players as they seem to covet this more than team titles
And he's been betrayed by winning clubs who never bid for him, including not bothering to trigger his 50 million release clause 😂
