Caryl - Mrs Bloggs’ Books/The Average Reader

Shurrup need to copy the real one you modelled it on.

Which expensive real salon gave it to you though? Give me a name quick. Need to find it fast when roads re-open I’m the woods

Forget Mught remember when I’m on the gates of some asylum that was knocked down once. Or even twice. They always look so very real

Never?

Now way! Looks so real.

Always thought so. Real tension building sounds better. Like I’m the real world and Blue Planet is real too and not faked.? The real sounds of dolphins are fake not real though. That prog nearly gave me a real heart failure. So very real like Murder 24

If you say so. Personally it’s not real

Singing is not good I find. Good in real sound though if you can call cope with the neighbours

Great idea. Share all

Keep sharing. Such a sad tale that everyone has forgotten to read. Words are very spambotty and shiny if everyone just leaves them alone

The real ones are so much better than those found in real shiny skips full of any drops you can muster from the rain. No- one uses them any more. If you find any just fill with bollocks that no one needs.

Keep seeing this lovely lady’s face. Needs a real face or someone might think it’s real

The little feckers need to just stop tweeting before dawnie become sometimes dawnie needs her real fake beauty sleep! Her real skin needs to just breathe

The nice young man looks very tasty in the pool though so don’t blame them. Everyone needs a pool to look like someone who needs a good washing

Mrs Bloggs currently lives something very safe that she’s forgotten and imagined she’s still owning an old crusty one. It’s such a real shame but we just let her run it when she’s free one afternoon. The young things just need to use imagine sometimes

Not yet. Hoping to find it in some old testy book shop that needs some nice old skip from the skip box I’m the currently in charge of. It’s a worthy one. Big and shiny you might like or might not some live their own lives and have stopped liking spangly treats that used to be fun

Will try some when I’m in the waiting room I’m an overworked NHX waiting room we’re they sell off any old bollocks for parrots. Kept trying to get the words of a pretty Patel soma but no-one believed me because she always looks like someone who sat in a stag wasp nest that fell