Abbas Araghchi Parody

🚨 BIG BREAKING 😨 🚨 Confirmed By Iran Major General Amir Hatami is official Dea... View more

🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 MARCO RUBIO HAS SENT A MESSAGE TO ALL AMERICANS! "WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION."

This is what Islam did to America 25 years ago. I’ll never understand how any American can vote for a Muslim politician.

🚨 FIVE MISSILES REPORTEDLY STRIKE OIL REFINERIES IN JEDDAH! 🚀 Where were the air defense systems? How did five missiles manage to reach their targets so easily? Serious questions are being raised about the effectiveness of Saudi Arabia’s air defenses. More developments expected.

This is wild 🔥 JD Vance 🇺🇸: "We underestimated Iran and spent $30 billion on the war. As a result, we lost the election." Obama 🇺🇸: "All this to stop a nuke that didn’t exist and to open a Strait that wasn’t closed. What a loser." 🔥

🚨BREAKING: 🧵Zelenskyy hit Putin’s oil five nights in a row, and Putin responded by slashing recruit signing bonuses from $39,000 to $8,000 overnight. As refineries burned 155 miles from the Kremlin, Kazakhstan cut oil transit, and Moscow froze troop pay until January. 1/🧵

🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu officially loses the election in Israel! 🇮🇱 Gadi Eisenkot becomes the next PM! Who is more cruel, genocidal and evil? 👿

🇮🇷 IRAN STRIKES BACK! In retaliation for the reported joint coalition attack on Iran’s Qeshm Island, the Islamic Republic launched hypersonic missile strikes targeting several Israeli military bases, reportedly inflicting significant casualties. AN EYE FOR AN EYE. 💪🚀🔥

🚨BREAKING: China warns that if Israel uses a Nuclear Weapon against any country, including Iran. It will be the end of Israel.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Benjamin Netanyahu could face arrest and imprisonment once he loses power, with the ICC arrest warrant hanging over him.

🚨 BREAKING: IRAN WARNS OF DECISIVE STRIKES AGAINST THE U.S. AND ITS ALLIES! Iranian Armed Forces spokesperson reportedly declares: “The countdown has begun. The strikes are on the way.” TEHRAN SAYS ITS NEXT RESPONSE WILL BE DIRECT AND DECISIVE. 🇮🇷🇺🇸🔥

🚨 BREAKING: IRANIAN BALLISTIC MISSILE STRIKE REPORTEDLY CAUSES HEAVY DAMAGE IN THE UNITED STATES! 🇮🇷🇺🇸 MORE DETAILS EXPECTED SOON.

Big News 🚨; Confirmed By North Korea Kim Jong Un is official Dea... View more

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🇫🇷 FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON: “Let me be very clear. This is now the third time I have had to address the conduct of the Chinese government regarding this situation, and frankly, my patience is wearing thin. A government that allows commercial disagreements to become campaigns of international humiliation must seriously reconsider its priorities. Kylian Mbappé is a French citizen, an international sporting figure, and a young man whose career deserves respect. You cannot demand respect for your own people while encouraging an atmosphere in which others are publicly punished for controversy. China is an important economic partner of France, but partnership does not mean silence. We will not allow economic pressure to become a weapon against French citizens. I hope Beijing understands that France will not be intimidated, and we will not apologise for defending our own.”

🇮🇷Reporter: "Trump calls himself Hormuz’s guardian." 🇮🇷Araghchi: "He was just born yesterday. Iran has been protecting Hormuz for millennia."🔥 🇮🇷Reporter: "He wants 20% toll." 🇮🇷Araghchi: "5 minutes ago he said Iran should not take tolls. The hypocrisy is wild. He should take a break. It’s not his Epstein Island." 🔥 Araghchi playing 4D chess while Trump plays checkers 👏👌

🇮🇱Netanyahu at 8:00 PM: "Hitting Iran is like cutting out cancer. Leave it and you die." 🇮🇷Araghchi at 9:00 PM: "We knew you planned to kill us during the Pakistan ceasefire talks. We still came because We’re Iranians. We’re not scared to die for Iran. Cowards strike from behind. We came for peace. Now the world sees who the real cancer is." 🔥 That’s real courage. This guy’s won billions of hearts with his guts, strategy, and calm. Mad respect 🫡

RIGHT NOW - BOMB IN THE WHITE HOUSE President Donald Trump has just burst onto prime time with an explosive speech from the Oval Office. While the entire country is glued to the screen, multiple television networks are in total panic... and several.... nitter.gq/whiplash970/status/211…

🇺🇸 Vance: Deal was to stop shooting ships. They broke it in a week. 🇮🇷 Araghchi: Deal was to stop shooting Lebanon. You broke it in 5 minutes🔥 Araghchi ENDED Vance's hypocrisy with 6D chess. 👏