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TheCalebValde

@RealCalebValde

you either watch the show, are a part of the show, or are the show | been all about the beat since 6th grade | #anjunafamily

Joined November 2009
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Fuck @MaxPreps and @NFHSNetwork
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Nick shirley
@nickshirleyyApr 15
Happy Tax Day! May we all fund learing centers across the country with our hard earned tax dollars 🙏🏼
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More than 60% of rental demand growth in the US was from foreign-born popular, per FOX
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Kitler
@Kitler51230 Dec 2025
Rise and shine America!! Get to work so you can fund fraudulent Somali daycare centers and fighter jets for Israel.
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king burns🌵@_kingburns16 Nov 2025
Replying to @CFBPlayoff @Big12Conference @TexasTechFB @TexasTech @TechAthletics @BYU @BYUfootball @BYUCougars
DONT TAKE IT TO THAT WALMART
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Looking like Michael Jordan in Space Jam with that stretch @Caedeezy that was a TD
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Shipwreck
@shipwreckshow26 Oct 2025
When you give the government power to feed you, you give them the power to starve you. That's why socialism or communism never works. Ever.
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Grocery store prices are artificially inflated by SNAP, welfare programs, etc.
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Our, hear me out, we just eliminate the H-1B program
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U.S. Department of Labor (@USDOL) profile pictureU.S. Department of Labor
@USDOL14 Oct 2025
HIRE AMERICAN. Under our Project Firewall plan, we’re eliminating fraud and abuse in the H-1B program and ensuring AMERICANS are prioritized in the hiring process.
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One of the biggest eye-openers for me during the pandemic was realizing what a huge number of doctors and scientists have significant mental illness. Quite scary really
Becky Ancira Robertson (@AnciraBecky) profile pictureBecky Ancira Robertson
@AnciraBecky6 Oct 2025
Scientists who study Long Covid pictured last week wearing N95 respirators.
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Bad Bunny makes music for 5’8 guys who get bottle service every weekend but still live with their parents
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Get Mazi Smith, Miles Sanders, and Jalen Tolbert off this roster
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Vivek deleted his post shitting on American culture and is now posting pictures of himself at college football games. In case you were wondering how the grift is going.
Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) profile pictureVivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy30 Aug 2025
We’re winning on field & soon we’ll be winning off field too. OH-IO!! 🏈💪🏼
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The Jewish Temple in Jerusalem is NOT a Christian holy site. It was destroyed because of Jerusalem’s rejection of Christ—prophesied in the Old Testament, stated explicitly by Christ, and fulfilled in AD 70. I’ve been in ancient Christian sources almost every day for more than 8 years. I have yet to find a single source that mentions venerating the Jewish Temple or the wall in question. If someone has found such a source and would like to quote and cite it, I’m happy to hear it. But so far, I have yet to find one.
Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) profile pictureJoel Berry
@JoelWBerry3 Aug 2025
The temple in Jerusalem, where Jesus spent his final days on this earth, is a Christian holy site that has been visited and venerated by Christians for thousands of years.
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Alex
@sanpellyenjoyer29 Jul 2025
Toyota has lost their fookin mind. 2025 Tacoma TRD for $48k and it has the cheapest looking cloth seats
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Trump: I want no more property taxes across the United States
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes24 Jun 2025
March: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” April: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” May: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” June: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” July: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” August: “I can’t wait to watch my team play” September:
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Stephen Horn
@stephenehorn23 Jun 2025
Every time I see a a language other than English used in American politics, the number of foreigners I'm willing to tolerate in my country goes down by about a million
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@ZohranKMamdani) profile pictureZohran Kwame Mamdani@ZohranKMamdani22 Jun 2025
এই বছরে ভোট দেওয়ার নিয়মটা একটু আলাদা — আপনি একজনকে না, বরং পাঁচজনকে র‍্যাঙ্ক করতে পারেন! This year, voting is a little different — you don’t just pick one person, rather you can rank up to five! আপনার পছন্দের প্রার্থীকে #1 অবস্থান দিন (জোহরান মামদানি), তারপর বাকি ব্যালটটা পূরণ করুন — যাতে আপনার ভোটটি অপচয় না হয়। Give your favorite candidate the #1 spot (Zohran Mamdani), and fill out the rest of your ballot — so that your vote isn't wasted.
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