Devon Whitt

If your house doesn’t have a cool garden do you have a house? – at Sun City Center, FL

If you still have a shitty ring back tone from 2000 you need to reconsider. No one wants to hear that it’s almost 2020.

Can you overdose on CBD? Asking for a friend. – at Hudson Bend, TX

Hold up, hold up – at Texas, USA

I think learning how to be patient has been the hardest part about growing up.

My cousin rides a dirt bike one time and he gets off and yells I’m good at this! I might dedicate my whole life to this. - Same

How come when I eat a good breakfast in the morning I can be like six more times that day? 🥞 – at Hudson Bend, TX

I had so many white claws this summer, I just don’t even know if I can drink beer anymore. – at Hudson Bend, TX

Wasted Wednesday has turned into Wisdom Wednesday from now on. Since we’re not in college anymore, can’t play by those rules. – at Texas, USA

That dude @itstyromusic shut down @Dancefestopia this weekend! 🔥 – at Oklahoma City, OK

I gave everyone purple shirts at work so we are purple people all weekend. #TeamPurps

Best one I’ve seen. “ If the environment was a bank or a church it would of been saved already.” – at Texas, USA

On the lake or the mountain everyday homie you can check this - Rae Scemmurd voice – at Texas, USA

Tied up Tuesday! – at Texas, USA

What if the world doesn’t even make it 20 plus years and we’re working our jobs just to burn down to the ground and never retire? – at Texas, USA

2019 you crash your car the first thing you do is take a Instagram video. 😂 – at Texas, USA

Does Donald Trump believe in god? I’m asking for real. – at Texas, USA

Gnarly like smoking weed on a Harley. – at Texas, USA

Your trying to tell me this Epstein dude didn’t have video surveillance on him? Come on. I can watch my cats on my phone. – at Texas, USA

2019 the internet is so savage. – at Texas, USA