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Michael Carrick seems like a decent bloke with United at heart. I think he'll do the honourable thing now and resign. For his own good as much as anything
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Good game for my fantasy team, 2 goals, 2 assists. Shame about the loss of a clean sheet with the last kick. Ref poor again! #hardtoplease
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This Liverpool side are so easy to play through, weak as dishwater. Mac, Szobo and Wirtz simply does not work. The full backs forget they're full backs. More exciting than Slotball though
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I now know why they're called Arsenal, spend more time rolling on their backsides than on their feet! Gifted them a goal then they defended well though and good for my fantasy team!
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David Hardy ❤20❤ 💚📝📷⚽🎸🎭 retweeted
Norfolk footballer's spectacular goal celebration captured in amazing photo ift.tt/rk8NKiH
Is Bill on @RealKenBruce #popmaster a Noel Edmunds wind up phone call!?
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Wonder if the Red Card woman has .moved??!
😳 Sorry what....this is NOT an April fools joke 😭
HOW DO YOU REFEREE A FOOTBALL MATCH WITHOUT A WHISTLE?
That is the unusual situation officials could soon face at a new artificial pitch in Hove.
Planning permission has been approved—but referees will be prohibited from blowing their whistles whenever matches clash with performances at the neighbouring Brighton Open Air Theatre, just 50 metres away.
Players and coaches will also be expected to keep the noise down.
The restrictions only apply while performances are taking place.
⚽ Referees: could you control a match without your whistle?
🤔 Everyone else: sensible compromise—or has grassroots football officially heard it all now?
#grassrootsfootball #teamgrassroots #GRF
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I've worked out how to make sure a player loses form. Stick them in my fantasy team. Time to sign Fernandes and Haaland then watch what happens
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Fix the press: we all deserve a media we can trust - Sign the Petition! c.org/SFbcr5dxcH via @UKChange
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Its the World Cup final, should be about the football not these Yank show offs. Get on with it!
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Score a goal then stop playing. Tuchels tactics are so negative. He can fuck right off. Its like Slot ball was. We're all Spain now though, right?!
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Messi pleading with the ref at half time reminding him that he's Fifas golden boy and must be given everything he wants
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