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"The Simpsons cannot predict stuff, that's impossible"
The Simpsons predicting the biggest indie sensation of 2026:
SLUGGO IS A PEDO
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 27,1945

ALT P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO STANDING IN FRONT OF A DOWNTOWN STORE NANCY: SLUGGO IS SO SILLY--- HE LIKES TO READ SIGNS BACKWARDS SLUGGO READS A SIGN THAT READS … SUGAR SALE SLUGGO: RAGUS ELAS P2- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF THE DRUG STORE SLUGGO: SGURD P3- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF A STATIONARY SHOP SIGN THAT READS… PAPER PENS BOOKS SLUGGO: REPAP SNEP SKOOB P4- SLUGGO READS A FINE ROOMS SIGN SLUGGO: ENIF SMOOR P5-SLUGGO SEES A STOP SIGN SLUGGO: SUB POTS P6-SLUGGO SEES A MESSAGE, THATS WRITTEN BACKWARDS ON A FENCE IT READS… OGGULS A SI EPOD SLUGGO HAT FLIES INTO THE AIR WHEN HE REALIZES WHAT IT SAYS… SLUGGO IS A DOPE NANCY HAS WRITTEN THE MESSAGE AND IS HIDING BEHIND THE FENCE
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i really dont remember writing half of these so if i wait long enough i get to read them and laugh
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collecting these and putting them in sleeves like rare trading cards
Some U.S. bartenders are handing intoxicated customers discreet ‘you’re cut off’ cards instead of announcing it in front of everyone.
The cards reportedly tell customers to ‘leave quietly and no one will know.’
[H/T: hidden.ny]
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Will you guys ever make an original/not outdated post
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I’ve found the only guy who doesn’t know that Mario 2 comes from doki doki panic now we can keep telling people for 10 more years
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"
I may or may not have been the catalyst for that first Chimptopia trailer
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Goon too hard on Twitter and you’ll end up in the Goonrooms.
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