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Blake Spires

@RealFakeBlake

The views expressed herein still in no way reflect those of the real Blake Spires, whom people apparently decided to hire. Teacher. Uncle. Cats fan.

 Where the grass is Blue
Joined April 2009
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That new subway commercial with Will Arnett is just the first 45 minutes of American Beauty.
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Happy Kings Hawaiian rolls season to all who celebrate.
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Yeah but everyone knows there’s a Buckcherry concert tonight.
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Gonna whisper it for now but Williams-Wilkins-Hawthorne-Momcilovic-N’Diaye is worth a look.
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You gotta just put Hawthorne out there and let him play through the growing pains.
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Fun fact: After he went pro, Bama took Mo Williams’ undershirt and gave it to Richard Hendrix
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Ernie has been in my living room on Thursday night literally my entire life. ‘Inside’ is like watching hoops with my family and EJ is the dad of the show. He’s part of the reason I love basketball and is the point guard of the best sports show in history. Thanks, EJ.
Ernie Johnson (@TurnerSportsEJ) profile pictureErnie Johnson
@TurnerSportsEJOct 28
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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When you think of the Big 12 Conference, you think Texas, Oklahoma, and, of course, Central Florida.
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Fullcourtpass (@Fullcourtpass) profile pictureFullcourtpass
@FullcourtpassOct 27
Paul Pierce is reportedly “drowning financially” with the following monthly bills, per @TMZ - $28,000 child support - $20,000 spousal support - $8,000 childcare - $7,000 eating out - $5,000 groceries - $3,500 entertainment - $3,200 utilities - $1,000 clothes Pierce says he only has $300k left in the bank despite making $200 million playing in the NBA (tmz.com/2026/10/27/paul-pier…)
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It’s so funny that every guy like Pat McAfee ends up being the most gigantic crybaby in history
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Nobody is from Nashville anymore but it’s what the city wanted to become.
Mike Herndon (@MikeHerndonSk1) profile pictureMike Herndon
@MikeHerndonSk1Oct 25
Titans have the worst home field advantage in the NFL and it’s not particularly close. When teams with good fan bases play in Nashville, it’s basically a road game for the Titans. That hurts almost as bad as how terrible the team is.
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I hope she’s read The Veldt.
Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) profile pictureKeith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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This pot is making you aggressive in short yardage situations.
Doc Sportello (@TheDocSportello) profile pictureDoc Sportello@TheDocSportelloOct 25
watching Eyes Wide Shut on the quad box, just as Kubrick intended
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Kentucky Football
@UKFootballOct 25
Walk the plank 😼
Win graphic.

ALT Win graphic.

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Can’t take too much from it, but we saw some good stuff to build on.
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Not for nothin’ Mo Williams is COACHING over there.
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DLamb, Brea, Milan. Automatic.
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Like I was saying you just gotta keep shooting
Blake Spires (@RealFakeBlake) profile pictureBlake Spires@RealFakeBlakeOct 24
It’s not even Halloween and I’m tired of watching him take that shot.
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Zoom/Williams feels like Harrison/Ulis
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Blake Spires (@RealFakeBlake) profile pictureBlake Spires@RealFakeBlakeOct 17
Mason Williams might have to play a lot.
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