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Sam Voigt

@RealFakeSamuel

Friend first, boss second, probably entertainer third.

 Boston, MA
Joined August 2012
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Gritty
@GrittyNHL28 Oct 2022
Ben Franklin but make it 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂
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My pal @RealFakeSamuel designed an absolutely stuuunnning wooden LED display for sports fans, and he's got some for sale (link following). Check out the Microtron:
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Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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Wagon fulla pancakes in repose.
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I just dropped 3 volumes, 180 tracks of background music, jingles, and songs from 20 years of HomestarRunner.com! Shuffle these nuggets onto your day like croutons on a life salad! Out now on all your fav music streamins! open.spotify.com/playlist/5X…
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Gritty
@GrittyNHL24 Mar 2020
Carpet should be mowed to desired length.
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Red
@SurvivingGrady5 Feb 2020
OTHER AWESOME TRADES THE RED SOX COULD MAKE: Xander Bogaerts for Tim Beckham and a couple nice suits Rafael Devers for a sweet 2020 Toyota Camry Nathan Eovaldi for some Sonic gift cards Chris Sale for my Netflix password JD Martinez for "all the turkey subs"
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Alex Cora: "We scored 16 at Yankee Stadium...Suck on it"

Alex Cora: "We scored 16 at Yankee Stadium...Suck on it"

Alex Cora talks about the Red Sox run during the playoffs - NBC Sports allows you to watch coverage of live events from NBC and NBCSN.

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Red Sox
@RedSox29 Oct 2018
119 WINS LATER #DAMAGEDONE
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Axl Rose
@axlrose29 Oct 2018
Vote Blue... Bitches!!🇺🇸🔵🔷💙
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ClickHole
@ClickHole8 Oct 2018
It’s Called ‘Columbusing,’ And It’s The Latest Teen Craze That Has Kids Sailing The Globe In Search Of Spice clckhl.co/b5AT8qv
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Red Sox
@RedSox4 Oct 2018
Game 1 Ticket Alert! RT now for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 1 of the ALDS presented by T-Mobile. Remember to tune in to @MLBNetwork for your pre and post game coverage during the #postseason!
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The Onion
@TheOnion14 Feb 2018
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens trib.al/AdNR9gz
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The Onion
@TheOnion10 Jan 2018
Mutant Hockey League Worried City Of St. Mucus Won’t Publicly Finance New Arena For Ooze trib.al/iT86CfT
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ClickHole
@ClickHole20 Dec 2017
Disney World Disaster: The Trump Robot In The Hall Of Presidents Seems To Have Roped All The Other Robot Presidents Into A Ponzi Scheme To Sell Trump Brand Luxury Vinegar clckhl.co/W02aIrP
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RIP AIM 🤘🏼pouring one out for my high school screen-names. Read this article for a soundbite from yours truly 😍 nitter.gq/voxdotcom/status/94176… – at Meadow Vista, CA
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@voxdotcom15 Dec 2017
Saying goodbye to AIM, the instant messenger that changed how we communicate vox.com/culture/2017/12/15/1…
Saying goodbye to AIM, the instant messenger that changed how we communicate

Saying goodbye to AIM, the instant messenger that changed how we communicate

Before the dawn of social media, AIM was the chat client for a generation. After 20 years, it’s shutting down.

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ClickHole
@ClickHole5 Dec 2017
A Second Chance: This Amazing Organization Helps Disgraced Pedophiles Rebuild Their Lives By Getting Them Elected To Political Office clckhl.co/6YPpjcK
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#NHLCanes announce the crowd as 7,892.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk1 Jun 2017
Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.
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