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Justin Alexander Wade retweeted
We’re paying more money for worse versions of everything so communities are coming together to reject the system:
Justin Alexander Wade retweeted
Just do the the fucking aliens already or fucking nuke us.
Stop jerking us around.
Here’s the first post ready for you to copy and paste:
Grok is already really good at helping me turn ideas into content.
But there’s one feature that would make it insanely useful:
The ability to take any video link, actually watch and understand what’s in it, and then automatically create the best possible short clips for TikTok, Reels, and Shorts — with perfect hooks, text overlays, pacing, and thumbnails.
Here’s a real example — my old 2018 skydiving video from Sydney:
youtu.be/IWp–f-TyqY
Right now I can get great creative direction and thumbnails, but it can’t yet analyze the actual footage and output the finished clip.
This would be one of the highest-leverage features an AI could have.
@xai @grok — this is my #1 feature request right now.
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Formal Feature Request (Highest Priority):
Title: Native Video Understanding + One-Click Viral Short-Form Clip Generation
Give Grok the ability to take any video link or uploaded video, deeply analyze the visual + audio content, understand the story and key moments, and automatically generate optimized short clips (15s, 30s, 60s) for TikTok, Reels, and YouTube Shorts.
The output should include:
•Smart hook selection (strongest first 3 seconds)
•Optimal pacing and cuts for virality
•On-screen text overlays synced to action
•Trending or contextually perfect audio suggestions
•Custom thumbnails
•Ready-to-post captions and hashtags
This would let anyone go from long-form or old video → viral-ready short in seconds. It would be one of the highest-leverage features an AI could have right now for creators and normal users.
Justin Alexander Wade retweeted
Okay Guy Fellatio
Have a seat!
Once upon a time on a big playground, some kids really, really didn’t like the big boss named Donald Trump.
They shouted, “He broke all the rules!
He did naughty things!
He said mean stuff!”
They took him to the judge lots of times and told bad stories about him everywhere.
But here’s the secret, the kids who didn’t like him made up many of those stories and rumours.
They whispered big fibs and stretched the truth just to hurt him and make everyone mad at him.
It was like bullies ganging up with pretend tales instead of playing fair.
Trump’s friends knew the stories were mostly made-up attacks.
So even after all the yelling and judge trips, the big boss stayed right there because you can’t kick out the boss for silly nonsensical rumours.
That’s why it feels so confusing, Guy Fellatio.
One team believes the bad stories are real.
The other team knows most were just mean lies from the bullies.
The end.
