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Maid Rose

@RealMaidRose

Sometimes, instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights... I can't coman kee myself. 🙁

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Joined September 2010
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My spirit animal.
Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) profile pictureNature Unedited
@NatureUneditedOct 30
Pandas spend the first hour after waking up struggling to fully wake up
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@SeffSaidOct 30
Stay positive. Life is taking you towards something truly wonderful.
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@HeDontMakeNoiseOct 31
His coworker gave him a ride home, but the coworker's baby didn’t seem to be feeling him at all. 😂
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Some pilots probably think just because we don't know how to fly a plane, we also don't know when they're flying terribly... Because, what was that landing?! 😮‍💨
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Losing fat in your face, arms, and belly is extremely simple with these steps: 1. Don't eat breakfast
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@rajameruOct 25
when the toddler realizes he isn't the only baby, jealous baby😂
Perceval (@sunyisunya) profile picturePerceval
@sunyisunyaOct 25
color beautiful flowers, listen to the satisfying sounds
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@SeffSaidOct 25
Tomorrow is Monday. I'm claiming a week of good news, kind people and plenty of reasons to smile.
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Women are doing great things and I'll be one of them
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Flannel bedsheets for the weather.
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What is "friendship" to you?
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@velouragainOct 24
no matter your condition, pray to God.
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Peterson@peterson7rcOct 24
Newborn Care Is a Full-Time Job! 😂🍼💕
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The strongest relationship I have with water is in the bathroom. Abeg o.
Kunmit3 (@_Kunmit3) profile pictureKunmit3
@_Kunmit3Oct 24
I don't care how strong of a swimmer she might be, she is extremely lucky.
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We could never hate you. ❤️
Chaos Crave (@ChaosCrave_) profile pictureChaos Crave
@ChaosCrave_Oct 22
Robert Downey Jr. has revealed that 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' will be a brutally dark and emotionally draining chapter for the MCU! "I just hope you guys don't hate me for what's coming, cos I would hate me too."
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Image from Chaos Crave (@ChaosCrave_)
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@nina0xkOct 23
Looks like things are going surprisingly well 😂👏
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Nora@nora_mindnotesOct 23
One thing I'm learning is that privacy brings a certain kind of peace. You can work on yourself, make plans, change your life and enjoy your progress without inviting everybody to have an opinion on it.
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nifemi✧@olaoyenife_Oct 23
deliberate working🏌🏽
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Image from nifemi✧ (@olaoyenife_)
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When Nigerians are angry enough, Nigeria will start to work.
Bashir Garba Sufyan (@Bashir_GS) profile pictureBashir Garba Sufyan
@Bashir_GSOct 23
Good morning concerned citizens. See where your subsidy money has gone to. BMW, Range Rover, GMC, ACURA all as campaign vehicles. I have never seen such, we spend money like we are Arabs. Meanwhile the UN just confirmed that 17.9m Nigerians have fallen into dimensional poverty under this administration, this is the highest increase in the whole world. If we don’t send these people out of government, wallahi we won’t have a country again.
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As a person who wants to go far in life, learn to be silent and private!
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i rebuke any dark, jealous spirits around me.
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