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Not the fake one, Still M.D.P., Grade school 🐐

Joined August 2011
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Best movie of all time – at Belleville, IL
42%The Town
4%The Town
54%Shut up
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Savage: #Bears QB Caleb Williams called out Richard Sherman for not having Chicago in his top 5: “I see it all.” 😂😂 (📽️ @NFLonPrime)
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Absolutely love how MLB’s only way of policing check swings is “old man 100 feet away just eyeballing it”
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This dog tried the slide - and his reaction afterward is pure joy
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🎸 @blink182's @tomdelonge in attendance tonight as Petco Park sings "All The Small Things" during Game 3 🎶
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How we doin’ on breadsticks over here
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When you walk into work and they already asking you questions
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An equestrian trainer in California had just finished working on a client’s horse when she says her golden retriever puppy decided to grab the lead rope. abcnews.link/slKcL0T
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He sneezed so I turned and said "I can't believe i get to say this but Bless you" and he said "right on". And I swear it is the funniest calm I have ever experienced.
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I’ve been treating people like they are wearing a wire and my life has improved by a lot
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Right where they belong.
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“You make St. Louis feel like home” Albert Pujols shows his appreciation for the fans upon being inducted into the @Cardinals Hall of Fame ❤️
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Some of the best crowds I witnessed all year were in St. Louis this week. This town has proven it will show up, and show up in a big way. Adding St. Louis to the big board for the Championship Series. 📝 @BMWchamps
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ESPN has announced that Pat McAfee will be replacing the voice narrating the inner dialogue in your head starting in November.
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These idiots don’t even merge, they just roll down the on ramp at 30mph and look at traffic like this
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Joshua Baez with his mom, Yris (immediately to his left, wearing glasses), and 30 total friends and family on the field at Wrigley after making history. #stlcards
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❤️‍🩹🇦🇷 Leo Messi: “Dad, you kept asking me to play in one last World Cup… just days before it began was when your condition got worse”. “It was the first time you weren’t going to be there with me at tournament… but Mom kept telling me you were going to get better and that you’d be well enough to travel”. “I kept telling you we were going to reach the World Cup final so you could make the trip, this was my mission once again”. “After every match, I waited for and missed your message. That’s when I realized how serious the situation really was”. “I couldn’t stop thinking about going as far as possible, give you more time and the chance to watch one of the games”. “We reached the final, but you couldn’t be there. I wanted to win it so I could bring the trophy to you and show you another one. I couldn’t”. “My legs just couldn’t give me any more”. “This time I tried to push beyond what my body could handle, but I couldn’t”. “I never managed to feel physically right”. “We didn’t become champions Dad, but you have no idea how much we enjoyed every match. Once again, you were right: I had to be there and play in it… as you told me, always”.
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A golden retriever suffering from seizures seemingly lost her spunk — until one day her owners brought home a miracle cure — a duck named Louie. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.
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got a buddy who sends "lets win" in the groupchat every morning then just kinda chills all day
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(first day as a doctor) hell, I don’t know. It could be anything
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Either USA wins against Belgium or USA loses and we tell everyone we would’ve won the World Cup if they hadn’t rigged it. This is a win-win scenario imo
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