Reg Corker

I've had over 20 billion messages with regard to my personnel friendship with the Royal Family. The answer to 94.7% of them is 'Yes'. #LoveandLight

As this stupid @AnytimePodcast is useless without me, I might be able to find a gap in my sold out COVID Tour of Stoke diary. The trouble is my 'Skank Detector' doesn't practice social distancing. #Loveandlight

I know that everyone is frightened at the moment with everything that's going on with #COVID19 but please stop worrying I am fine so is Spermie & Diddy. However, I think it's time I did a LIVE session of readin's for you all. I know that would be great for everyone. #LoveandLive

I was hoping to do a LIVE game of KerPlunk later for my fans, but Diddy has hidden the sticks and the marbles so it will have to be postponed. He is just upset that I hid his platform shoe so he can't go out, without it he just goes round in circles! #LoveandLight #IsolationLife

Although my Psychic Phone Lies are everything they say they are, some are not, however, if you ever want to know if a psychic phone line is real, just ask them what you are wearing. #LoveandLight

I think Spermie has a rash or an itch & he needs to go to the hospital, he keeps coming through the spiritual divide shouting...clap...clAP...CLAP and nhS...nHS...NHS. Its not clear but he says get ready. #clapforNHS #LoveandLight

After being awake most of last night with a swift but pleasurable spiritual insight from Spermie which woke poor Diddy from his slumber causing him to miss place his foot into his platformed slipper & fall over his draw string, I have completed your Horrorscopes #LoveandLight

As I read this I am sensing a spiritual eminence. Spermie is sending his spiritual milky goodness to cover you. Any moment now you should feel a warm trickle of spiritual love. to ease the fisting you got in the ring. #LoveandLight

OK. Spermie has been giving me another spiritual insight, it's for those who have a dog, a big dog, or smaller one...bitch, biTCH, BITCH...yes..OK...it's a female dog or not This week there will be shit...bag, baG, BAG...OK...Spermie, bless you...take a bag with you #LoveandLight

An urgent message has just come through from Spermie...for someone out there the colour gamboge is bad luck, especially if you are wearing it in jumper, cardigan or Rah Rah Skirt form and have had an accident. If not, then it's Ok #LoveandLight

To all those great ladies out there, we love you all #NationalWomensDay Obviously my Mum is at the top because she gave the world me! #LoveandLight

I'm gettin' another readin' for someone from Spermie. Yes...yes...OK...yes...OK...something is definitely going to happen to someone today. Yes that's it! Now I'm off to the the gym with Diddy for some bare knuckle fisting #LoveandLight

Spermie has covered me in a spiritual insight. I see the colour blue, or something very similar or different. I see a Mitsubishi Mirage Dingo or another car, I have a warning to the lady or man with a colour of hair...don't say 'yes' to the cat or another animal. #LoveandLight