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A fine purveyor of pointless bullshit. Mostly sports. #FireZacTaylor

Cincinnati, OH
Joined June 2021
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Replying to @SlangsOnSports
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News: MLB made a new salary-cap proposal today. The league now wants it to start in 2028, rather than 2027. The league is proposing a $180.2 million floor and $258.2 million cap for 2028.
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Oh is there a votesball happening today? That’s cute. I’m focused on real issues like the Minnesota Vikings rushing attack but that’s fun for you🙄
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I was so confused by the amount of signs on the way to my polling location that I accidentally voted for a realtor.
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Yesterday the NYT published a list of what was alleged to be over 500 Michigan “Jewish leaders” supporting El-Sayed. The point of doing so was to paint a narrative that he has strong Jewish support in MI. But did the NYT do any vetting to the list? A quick skim and you notice it includes names like “Jack Mehoff”. I happen to know that one of the names is someone deceased. A majority of the signatories don’t even use their full names, just a last initial, so it’s impossible to confirm these are even real people or Jewish. Why would they publish a story about a completely unreliable list with random names on a google sheet? Because the point was the narrative.
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My mother just spilt nearly an entire glass of red wine on me. And yes, I was wearing white.
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the Blue Jackets wearing a gray jersey
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No surprises here. Sal Stewart is a finalist for NL Rookie of the Year‼️
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It's starting to get dark at not even 4:30 PM. These time changes blow chunks.
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Brian Kelly interviewing for the Florida St job:
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On to the next.
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Home dub.
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TEN 36 - CIN 43 🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨 That is the 1098th unique score in NFL history, and the 3rd of the 2026 season.
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The 2026 Buccaneers are the first team to win a game by double-digits without completing a pass since the 1945 Steelers beat the Chicago Cardinals 23-0 in Week 8, 1945.
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Buccaneers beat Atlanta 16-0 without completing a pass. They are the first NFL team since the 1974 Buffalo Bills to win a game without completing a pass.
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That was a clear recovery by Cincinnati. Absolutely insane call. #WhoDey
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3rd and Fuck it Ja’Marr gotta be open somewhere
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RT @AnthonyDiComo: Sad news today as Jerry Koosman has passed at age 83. For years, Koosman played Robin to Tom Seaver's Batman. Those two…
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I have yet to see a good trade proposal for this. This is a 6 win player that is due ARB 1 this year. The Soto trade is not enough to get this done.
The Cincinnati Reds will “absolutely” consider trading Elly De La Cruz this offseason, per @JimBowdenGM The Red Sox made a “strong offer” at the deadline that was declined by the Reds
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AJPW from 1984-1998 will never be topped. It's a decade and a half of the greatest wresting of all time.
28 years ago today - Kenta Kobashi vs. Mitsuharu Misawa All Time Classic! Match of the decade by Nikkan Sports. Match of the year by Tokyo Sports, Nikkan Sports, WON! And perhaps the most epic Tiger Driver in history #ajpw
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This is your yearly reminder that candy corn is amazing. #Halloween
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