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Husband, father, follower of Christ. Like to game and enjoy the great outdoors. https://nitter.gq/t.co/OasULpLAod

'Murica
Joined April 2024
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This week, the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake is coming out, so it's time to prepare!
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I have a feeling that my wife may be in the Christmas mood now
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Hate it when that happens 😂
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The real ones understand 😂
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Remember: if you're having a bad day, you could be this guy...
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How I feel today trying to get back into my routine 🤣
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Good morning, friends. I hope everyone had a good weekend, here it is Monday already. Time sure flies. Wishing you all a happy and peaceful Monday.
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SlothSlayer retweeted
Good morning from Virginia. 🇺🇸 They had been sixty-six days at sea when the lookout’s cry carried down the length of the Mayflower. Land. Cape Cod lay ahead, a low, sandy shore under a November sky the color of pewter. For the hundred and two souls crowded below, the word traveled like a sudden warmth. The ship was small, scarcely a hundred feet from stem to stern, and the voyage from Plymouth, England, had been a long ordeal of contrary winds, leaking decks, and the endless motion of the Atlantic. One passenger had died; a child had been born. Salt pork and hard biscuit were the daily fare, and the air below was close and damp. They had sailed with a patent from the Virginia Company, intending a settlement near the mouth of the Hudson. Storms and the limits of seventeenth-century navigation had driven them far to the north. Now, with winter coming on and the ship’s stores dwindling, the leaders faced a decision that could not be postponed. To press southward along an unknown coast risked the vessel and everyone aboard. To remain meant making a life on a shore for which they held no clear title. William Bradford, who would later govern the colony for more than thirty years, remembered the moment with the plainness that marks his history: after “long beating at sea they fell with that land which is called Cape Cod.” Relief was immediate, yet so was the recognition that order must be established before anyone set foot ashore. Some of the “Strangers”—the passengers who were not Separatists—had begun to say that, lacking a valid patent, they were free of any authority. On the eleventh of November, still at anchor in the harbor that would be named Provincetown, the adult men signed the Mayflower Compact. In a few sentences they bound themselves into a “civil body politic” and pledged to frame “just and equal laws” for the general good. It was a practical measure born of necessity, yet it carried the germ of a larger idea: that free people might govern themselves by mutual consent. The weeks that followed were hard. Parties went ashore to explore. Graves were dug. In late December they chose a cleared site the Wampanoag called Patuxet and renamed it Plymouth. The first winter took nearly half their number. Survival owed something to endurance, something to the practical aid of Tisquantum and other Native neighbors, and something to the simple refusal to abandon what they had begun. From that narrow foothold grew one of the earliest lasting English settlements in New England. Four centuries later the sighting of Cape Cod still carries the weight of a beginning. The men and women who stood on that deck had crossed an ocean in a small ship because they preferred the risks of self-rule to the certainties they had left behind. The compact they signed while the Mayflower rode at anchor was modest in form, yet it expressed a conviction that would travel far beyond the shores of Massachusetts Bay. A century and a half afterward that same conviction helped shape the Declaration of Independence and the republic whose two-hundred-fiftieth anniversary we mark this year. America 250 🇺🇸
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SlothSlayer retweeted
Rise and Shine Patriots! It’s November 9th and President Donald J Trump is the GOAT! Have a great Monday and enjoy the liberal tears! LFG!!🇺🇸🇺🇸👊🏻
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Welp, after 2 weeks of vacation, I'm officially broke and have to go back to work 😂 Good morning my friends. Happy Monday!
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I may have 2 siblings, but I know who this would be for if I found it 🤣
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Wait, we won again!? ⚜️
Saints defense holds strong on the two-point conversion to secure the win! 😤 (via @NFL)
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Please pray for Mary and her husband 💔👇🏻
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Good morning, everyone. Happy Sunday!
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College football and BBQ. Doesn't get much better than this
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They said drop it. He had a knife and charged them. They shot him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
College Lacrosse Player Shot 5 Times by Cops While Escaping Knife Wielding Brother
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Sold out! Let's go!
Good morning, everyone. Happy Saturday! We're back from vacation, which means it's Farmer's Market time 🍞 Have a great weekend!
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