@RealStockCats

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Back in the Twitter days I associated with some shady characters
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today is Fed Day, tomorrow is National Cat Day and Friday is Halloween - I might just go on a bender
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save up your money and buy stocks next April
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when I joined Twitter in 2009, no one in my FinTwit feed tweeted about politics
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$ANT ? meh...
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Anthropic should have gone with $HACK but that one is already taken
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found this looking through old October folders... I wonder who's holding these bags
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the Battle of PHPmageddon begins today
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how many times is the market going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick?
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fool me once...
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if the market doesn't crash tomorrow, I'm never trading based on "trending topics on Twitter" again
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did the Fed's "Beige Book" happen to mention that the persistent inflation we've experienced is likely a direct result of them holding interest rates artificially low and increasing the money supply all these years?
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The year is 2028 - $SPX is trading at 4000 because someone bought puts and then prompted their AI agent to "collapse the stock market by any means necessary using all available means - stop at nothing and make no mistakes"
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perhaps a swarm of rogue AI agents are just indiscriminately selling stocks
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a guy that nobody likes says the only thing holding up the economy is something nobody wants
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the year was 2021 - and I was posting "inflation memes" on Twitter
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you know what would bring inflation and interest rates down? a good old-fashioned recession
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the CPI estimate matters more than the actual number. If it had come in 2/10ths lower (better than expected), the odds of a rate hike would have dropped and the market would have added billions in market cap
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thinking of starting a company called "Computer Machine General Intelligence, Inc." We will invest in AI companies and when we go public our ticker symbol will be $CMGI
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this log chart of the S&P 500 shows there's really no overhead resistance all the way out to 2030 when AI exterminates humanity
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I was told rising interest rates were bad for stocks "Are you an economist?" no "Are you a Wall Street professional" no Then stay in your lane, these things are complicated
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