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I just want the world to hear me talk; Jokes | Relatable football banter

Joined March 2026
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
The day I try this w fit spoil for middle
The fear of village people won't allow me try this 🙂‍↔️
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
I like Georgie and Ruby's relationship
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
So he slept while his wife was busy with their kid and he dared to ask why breakfast was not ready yet😳
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
What now happens to the guy that stood with her all through the storm ⛈️
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
He is just always saving his daughter in every movie
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Connor is savage and I love him 😂
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
She made him do the laundry without telling him the secret. He is wèak to be frank
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Isn't Kelly with an "i" Bronwyn from RHOP?
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Eniola Badmus’ status in Nollywood is being debated. Is she really a veteran in the movie industry? 🤔
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Magixx said an artiste with one hit song can charge ₦500k–₦700k per show, but with another hit, the fee can rise to ₦1m–₦1.5m, with labels still taking their cut. To charge $50k–$100k, you need a global hit. Now imagine how much Asake, Rema, and Tems charge per show. 🤯
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
This is what it looks like 🙏🙏🙏
My “Shank” customized chain was stolen. Please if you get to see it or someone tries to sell it to you. I no even understand why person go move customized chain. Got a driver to drive me for a day and he move am from glove compartment. We tryna get the driver. Not reachable. The company he works for can’t get him yet. Please let me know. Thank you. Pls Reshare.
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
“Just walk past and say ‘Oga, good morning.’ Trust me, he’ll call you back and give you something.” Mr. Macaroni must really be kindhearted for content creators to testify to his good deeds.
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Do you realize what can i do with that kinda money" audacity of the *****
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Bet9ja throwing a 5-A-side game show this Sunday, I really pity anybody wey miss this event live cos it will be too lit 🔥 #Bet9jaFootballCarnival #Bet9jaLegendsGame #Celebrity Carnival
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Cristiano Ronaldo’s farewell post to international football on Instagram has surpassed Leo Messi’s record in less than 6 hours, amassing over 20 million likes already. He remains the most influential human on earth. 🐐🤯🔥
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
So she innocently put her boyfriend in tróuble 🤣🤣
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
“It’s barely a month since my husband travelled abroad, and I’m already losing my mind. How do women cope with long-distance marriages?” ~ A woman asking fellow women how they cope with having their husbands in another country.
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
The same advice Verydarkman gave me that I didn’t use, today VDM wants to take the glory for it. ~Geh Geh to VDM
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
“When Burna Boy wasn’t yet known in Lagos, I used to hear his music in Port Harcourt. When he finally linked up with me, he said he wanted to remix my song. That remix became his biggest hit before he released the album that had ‘Ye’.” — Skales
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Ayron said his boyfriend is no longer paying for his BBL. 😂
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