The Real Herr Flick

There seem to be two official Herr Flick Twitter accounts. This one is more active: @Herr_Otto_Flick. Please stop putting up fake accounts!

Silence! Helga and I would like to thank everyone on the North Yorkshire Moors Railway for a wonderful and also crazy weekend. Now go away!

If you cannot guess who this person is, you are a fool, and will have to do some strenuous exercises followed by a plunge into icy water.

Right, peasants! Make sure and watch Celebrity Big Brother tonight, as a very important person will be on the Bit On The Side panel at 11pm.

I am quite hurt that no one has been asking about Flick underwear. Not even about the shiny black boxer shorts.

Some kinky peasants have been requesting Helga underwear on the Fan Shop. This is disgraceful, and I shall suggest it at once!

One more thing: Now get on with your work, peasants, and stop going on Twitter!!!

This is the W&P show website: warandpeaceshow.com/Show-Inf…

Rare chance to see the 'Allo! 'Allo! cast at the War and Peace Show, Hop Farm, Paddock Wood, Kent from Thur 19 - Sun 22 July. Family fun!

It has stopped already. There, you see? Vicious but fair. Works every time.

Good day to you, peasants. Weather report from headquarters. It will stop raining today. The forecasters are on final warning.

One more thing. Will all those people who are following me please be aware that it is very rude to follow people.

Hello peasants! Helga and I have been going nuts in Brazil, which we have been investigating aboard Fred Olsen's Balmoral ship. Very nice.

Hello peasants! That is all for now. . .

We can send some people round to apprehend him and make him appear if you like, Dave.

Well thank you, Maria. You may kiss me now

If Australians are upside down, does that mean Australian bats are the right way up?

Someone has suggested making a Flick and Helga Second Life castle and dungeon. Any ideas? Or how to make Flick and Helga, avatars?

Good afternoon, peasants! I have been away during the break from Death by Fatal Murder. Back next week in Colchester. It is very amusing.