Official account of the Chief Mayor of Ashford, Kent

United Kingdom
Joined February 2021
Feel like pure shit, I just want Steven d back,,
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Hello x friends, can someone PLEASE tell Steven d that I’m not spying on him which I am not, I just know what time he goes to bed, that’s all, he needs to unblock me, it’s not on at all, I am in tears,,
So are you quite similar to timmy_byrne then, I haven’t been spying on u and all that, Id never do that my friend, I can just see on the ashford kent council records that ur average bedtime is 4.02am, which it is,
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Happy to report that the man eating tiger was captured outside the CeX shop in ashford kent this morning which it was, it’s now back on route to London where it will be shot in the head and body by a firing squad, how nice is that,
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Very sorry to say there’s that man-eating tiger on the loose in ashford Kent which it is, it was being transported to london to get shot by a firing squad but escaped from the van, watch out everyone,
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The real shithouse herself @nunyabism8 is a liar and duplicator, she knows nothing about ashford Kent and called my x friend Steven d a ‘mentally spasticated gooner’ which is not on, I will report this scammer to Elon mask and have her deleted from the web, which I will,
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dead, got smashed in face with a brick and all that,
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New initiative for residents of ashford kent to reduce mast*rbating as in tugging yourself off, win a free month of michelin star food if you don’t wank for two days, who is interested?
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@Steven59066 are you interested in this new scheme the ashford kent council is running and all that?
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it’s going to rain in ashford kent tonight which will probably cause the town centre to flood again, if anyone cares which they don’t anyway
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Terrible scenes yesterday in ashford kent when a man was brutally attacked with a metallic phallus by the liar himself kevin baker. As mayor i will be bringing this troublemaker to justice and all that, how good is that, does anybody have any information? @Steven59066?
Images from the scene show officers guarding the area Read more: kentonline.co.uk/ashford/new…
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organising a big event for ashford kent town centre and all that, how nice is that, details to follow soon
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it’s raining today in ashford kent, I’m going to get the council to install umbrellas above the streets I think
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wild donkey on the loose in ashford kent town centre, I’m working to bring it under control and all that
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it will be raining tomorrow in ashford kent for a little bit
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there has been a large flood in the toilets at the ashford kent town hall this morning and all that if anyone cares anyway
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Happy birthday to Steven D, as mayor of ashford kent and all that I will be looking into making 1 september a bank holiday next year for all residents when he becomes 55yrs young, how nice is that, x back to me
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Hi everyone, a massive tree in ashford kent is scheduled to be struck by lightning later tonight and all that, be careful to all residents
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It will be illegal soon to mock up the account or photos of any resident of ashford kent and all that. How nice is that
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Live footage of the thunderstorm that’s about to hit Ashford, Kent in a few minutes and all that. I’ve taken steps with the council and all that to repel the storm before it enters the town.
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I’ve just been racially abused outside a train station White teenage boys running up to me making animal noises and shouting ‘jungle fowl’ and ‘negroid’. I’m sick of this shit.
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