J Schlatter

Leaf poacher

Leaf poacher

Junkyard highlight reel p1 #badbadman

This is how you start your morning

Dear God, more Swedish fish! #ineedyoumorethanever

There's you and the you you can be.

Life is bullshit without art.

Bitches on call but they're on the honor roll :/ #sadrap

Anger has always been my most effective emotion.

Nice kid, bike.

Crawlin the mean streets of deep north philly with a knife in my pocket waiting for somebody to fuck with me #bringit

Need to start eating Taco Bell with shirt off

If I could make it back from the Taco Bell drive through with food to eat just one time I'd be pleased (and surprised).

Al@ost paid for my Taco Bell by handing the dude a joint @tacobell

"crσtхhєѕ αrє thє hαrdєѕt pαrt" - mє, ín rєgαrdѕ tσ írσníng, ríght nσw.

"GUYS! GET TO THE STUDIO! I'M HOARSE AGAIN!" -Rod Stewart

Even when I lose, I win. #incourt

"THE ONLY THING THAT COULD BEAT ME IS A DRUG TEST!" -a cocky, stupid athlete.

Woikin' and practicin' #policerolls

Spent the last hour practicing police rolls across my hood. Getting mediocre.