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No little german boy, don't go in the T4T yuri cave!
Little german boy: "Oh mein Gott! Zis höhle ist full of puppenfrötten"
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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fucking a super ran thru girl is honestly way more fun because they know what they want and they know how to get it, and chances are if you tell them what you want theyll know how to give it to you. purity culture never moved the needle for me, sluts will always have my heart.
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as a himejoshi going from ao3 to dynasty scans is genuinely a transformative experience. its like a substance user finally getting his hands on crack cocaine after years of abusing only ibuprofen.
This will not stop me from filming myself giving my wife head (this is genuinely fucked up and dystopian)
I'm ending it all this is a personal attack against me specifically to keep me from catching up on oomf's fanfic
One of my clients described me as the most naked person he knows and I thought y'all would appreciate that



























